On the other hand, he did invite me to come back for a beer

[ickaimp]

While walking down the street, I got asked by a man carrying a sledgehammer for directions for the nearest liquor store.

... what does it say about me that I'm more confused by the fact that he's asking for a liquor store than the fact that he's carrying a large sledgehammer?

Your Homocidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice:	Machete
Your Favorite Target:	Buddhist Monks
Your Kill Count:	1,114,027,443
Your Battle Cry:	"Touch me, I'm happy!"
Years You Spend in Jail:	27
How Much Money In Damages You Cause:	$211,002,537,365,295
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 3%
Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!

Your Homocidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice:	Chicken McNuggets
Your Favorite Target:	Pedophiles
Your Kill Count:	498,483,068
Your Battle Cry:	"Mutha fuckaaaaaaas!"
Years You Spend in Jail:	24
How Much Money In Damages You Cause:	$236,084,496,658,589
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 51%
Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!

... I'll stick to the machete, thanks. ^^;;
-Biological Mother's favourite form of Birth Control: A Rusty Machete. For the guy.
And people wonder why I dont' talk to her. o_O

Comments

::wide-eyed stare::

[poe-nui.livejournal.com]

Interesting people you meet...

[yuncyn.livejournal.com]

I use a handgun against inanimate objects.

...

"ALRIGHT! DROP THE GUN AND THE FLOWER POT! NOW MISSY!"

-_-;;;; That did pop into my head, for the record.

Am not too surprised at the Chicken McNuggets result you got tho... :p

Whoa.

[bewilde.livejournal.com]

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