ickaimp | [fanfic] DC: Can't Sleep

*chuckles* Re-watching some Yaiba episodes. (Gosho's pre-DC series) Just realised that Onimaru is watching 'ONY' TV. *laughs*

Never ceases to amuse us that Onimaru's Voice Actor is the same as Heiji's. (Heiji just blew up Tokyo Tower! Bwuahahahaa!)

Anyway, killing time waiting for people to show up. So really Old Plunnie came to play. Bit of comedy, bit of WAFF

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Can't sleep.

Ran's. Right. There.

If either of us move, we'd touch.

Can't sleep.

My heart feels like its going to beat out of my chest. Doki-doki-doki.

Can't think.

Can't sleep.

Ran's right there.

She's moving.

Waaugh! Ran! No! I'm not a teddy bear!

Can't breathe! Can't breathe!

Ran's going to kill me if she finds me here like this!

Tilt head to the side. Okay, can breathe.

Must not open eyes...

She's so soft... she smells good too. Smells like Ran...

Ack! BAD KUDO!! Get your mind out of the gutter! You're NOT Supposed To Be Here. Unless you're married to her. Then it's okay.

....

All thoughts gone. Can't think.

I'm not supposed to be here. Feel like such a pervert.

Okay, Kudo. Re-engage that brain you're so proud of.

Mission: Get head out of Ran's cleavage without actually touching her chest. Or waking her up.

Which would be a lot easier if she wasn't holding me so tight...

Move arms... Left one up... right one up... Yosh! Now we're not touching anything we shouldn't!

Alright, Ran's holding too tight for me to just slip out of her grasp like I normally do to escape. So that means going -up-. Grab Ran's sleeves, brace my feet on the mattress and-

I can breathe!!!

Erk! No! Ran! Don't squeeze tighter! Arghhh...

*sigh*

I'm stuck.

Well, this is slightly better. Now I'm not touching anything I shouldn't be. The parts of me I can control anyway.

Can't think.

Can feel Ran's heartbeat. It's slow. Kind of comforting really. Ba-bump. Ba-bump. Ba-bump.

She's warm too.

Still smells good.

*yawn*

Sleepy now.

Her shoulder makes a good pillow.

Can't think.

Ran's going to kill us later for this.

Can't think...

ZZzzzzzz....

-fin-