[ficlet] FMA: Child's Play
Feb. 26th, 2004 10:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ickaimp*scratches head* Random fic bunnie that bit around midnight last night. Got it about halfway done when ::foom!:: blackout.. Horrifiled wail. "Nooooo..."
Lights come on.
Turn on computer. Can still work on fic!
:foom!: second blackout.
Lights come on.
Waited a moment.
::foom!:: third blackout.
screw the computer, went and got a candle, put it in a lantern and got ready for bed.
::foom!: Fourth blackout.
¬_¬
Re-wrote the bugger today, but it's just not the same. Sorry about that.
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Lieutenant Colonel Hughes' started it.
Of course if you asked him it was First Lieutenant Hawkeye's fault.
All he wanted to do was ask Colonel Mustang if he would care to join Hughes and his two favourite women for dinner, but Hawkeye wouldn't allow anyone to interrupt Mustang's work for something as... frivolous as a dinner invitation.
Never mind that it would have taken a grand total of all of two seconds.
It was when Alphonse Elric came into the office when the idea hit. A Brilliant Idea. A Gem of an Idea.
A Sneaky Idea on how to evade Hawkeye's, well, hawk-like gaze.
He paused Alphonse at his desk for a moment, engaging him in some small talk of no matter really, but expected in an environment like theirs while he jotted a quick note. When Hawkeye called Alphonse into the Colonel's room, Hughes smiled, patted him on the back and wished him a good day.
Mustang didn't notice the slip of paper with his name on it attached to Alphonse's back until their meeting had been concluded and the larger Elric had turned to go. Puzzled, he stopped the obvious boy, pulled off the note and read it.
Grinning, he then jotting his own response and asked Alphonse to deliver the letter back to Hughes. Which Alphonse, being the polite boy that he was, was pleased to do.
Hughes was more than happy at the reply, although he was very confused as to why Mustang would want to stop by a Toy Store before coming to dinner.
It wasn't until the next day, when he saw Alphonse leaving Mustang's office that he understood what the sneaky bastard had been up to.
Written on Alphonse's back in bright colourful children's magnetic letters:
'fuLlMeTAL
iS A
ShRImP'
The resulting howl when Edward saw it could be heard half the city away.
-fin-
... think we got the character rankings right... Sorry for any OOCness.
Note to self: Must remember that it's Colonel Mustang, not Colonel Mustard...
(Colonel Mustang did Ed in the dining room with a candlestick -?) >_
Lights come on.
Turn on computer. Can still work on fic!
:foom!: second blackout.
Lights come on.
Waited a moment.
::foom!:: third blackout.
screw the computer, went and got a candle, put it in a lantern and got ready for bed.
::foom!: Fourth blackout.
¬_¬
Re-wrote the bugger today, but it's just not the same. Sorry about that.
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Lieutenant Colonel Hughes' started it.
Of course if you asked him it was First Lieutenant Hawkeye's fault.
All he wanted to do was ask Colonel Mustang if he would care to join Hughes and his two favourite women for dinner, but Hawkeye wouldn't allow anyone to interrupt Mustang's work for something as... frivolous as a dinner invitation.
Never mind that it would have taken a grand total of all of two seconds.
It was when Alphonse Elric came into the office when the idea hit. A Brilliant Idea. A Gem of an Idea.
A Sneaky Idea on how to evade Hawkeye's, well, hawk-like gaze.
He paused Alphonse at his desk for a moment, engaging him in some small talk of no matter really, but expected in an environment like theirs while he jotted a quick note. When Hawkeye called Alphonse into the Colonel's room, Hughes smiled, patted him on the back and wished him a good day.
Mustang didn't notice the slip of paper with his name on it attached to Alphonse's back until their meeting had been concluded and the larger Elric had turned to go. Puzzled, he stopped the obvious boy, pulled off the note and read it.
Grinning, he then jotting his own response and asked Alphonse to deliver the letter back to Hughes. Which Alphonse, being the polite boy that he was, was pleased to do.
Hughes was more than happy at the reply, although he was very confused as to why Mustang would want to stop by a Toy Store before coming to dinner.
It wasn't until the next day, when he saw Alphonse leaving Mustang's office that he understood what the sneaky bastard had been up to.
Written on Alphonse's back in bright colourful children's magnetic letters:
'fuLlMeTAL
iS A
ShRImP'
The resulting howl when Edward saw it could be heard half the city away.
-fin-
... think we got the character rankings right... Sorry for any OOCness.
Note to self: Must remember that it's Colonel Mustang, not Colonel Mustard...
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Date: 2004-02-26 10:30 pm (UTC)>D kinky.
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Date: 2004-02-26 10:34 pm (UTC)And the Colonel Mustard thing? Well, damn you, because now I keep thinking about that when I read his name. ^___^;; And your crossed-out comment ...
ooooh, you evil little woman. >___>
*isnotgoingtoaskhowonewouldgetthatup...anyway*XD thanks for another fun drabble. FMA fanfic needs this off-the-wall humor. ^__^
~~Vikki
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Date: 2004-02-27 06:38 pm (UTC)Actually... ^^;; That note to self is because we actually did call him 'Colonel Mustard', only to find it several sentances later when we nearly did it again. ~_~
Tho now we have plunnies of the Staff sitting around playing their own custom made version of the game.
"Colonel Mustang killed Havoc in the training grounds with a wrench!"
"No! Hawkeye killed Havoc!"
"you're all idoits, Havoc was killed by Alphonse in the Kitchen with the rope!"
"How come I'm the one who always dies?"
"Blame whoever made the cards."
"damn."
*isnotgoingtoaskhowonewouldgetthatup...anyway*
*cough* would imagine they'd more be using the candle part than the actual candlestick holder... #^^#
XD
Date: 2004-02-26 11:37 pm (UTC)Btw, do I smell a new fandom in Icka-sempai's resume? ^^
Re: XD
Date: 2004-02-27 06:42 pm (UTC)Btw, do I smell a new fandom in Icka-sempai's resume? ^^
O_O
that's a dang scary thought...
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Date: 2004-02-27 12:01 am (UTC)*snickersnickersnicker*
Date: 2004-02-27 06:13 am (UTC)Oh, by the way... I bought ANOTHER betta today, a very pretty boy, shimmery blue and green. >_< I'm baaaaad. Happy, but baaaaaad. *g* He doesn't have a name yet, so I'm just calling him 'Dude' for now.
Re: *snickersnickersnicker*
Date: 2004-02-27 06:46 pm (UTC)could always call him 'Teal'c' ^^;;
How are the babies now?
Re: *snickersnickersnicker*
Date: 2004-02-28 12:06 am (UTC)The baby Gammas are now slightly less microscopic than they were. ^_^ I have no idea how many there are - they hide in the weeds, and even when they're out in the open I can't always see them unless they move - but they're there, lively, and eating Liquifry baby food quite happily.
O_O
Date: 2004-02-27 07:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-02-27 08:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-02-27 12:07 pm (UTC)And that is SOO wrong! You and your candlestick! It burns my poor Innocent Eyes!!! (*goes to look at Winry/Ed bondage smut to make up for it*)