[drabble] FMA: Fullmetal's Brother
Feb. 25th, 2004 05:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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Tall Guy in Plate Mail.
Many Years of Us Playing at Rennisance Faire.
. . . .
Run, Alphonse, Run!!!
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“It’s a pity…” A secretaries sighed as she glanced out the window and spotted the Elric Brothers walk by.
”What’s a pity?” Her co-worker wanted to know.
”Fullmetal Alchemist. He’s so cute, but…”
”So short?”
“So young.” The first woman corrected. “Give him a few years and he’ll be a knock-out. But that’s not much help now.”
”What about his brother?” A third woman joined in.
”Brother?”
”The tall guy in the armor beside Fullmetal.”
Visions of a taller, older, buffer Edward floated through their minds.
The next day, Alphonse found himself chased by hordes of women wielding can openers.
-fin-
You know that Al is Ed's younger brother. We know that Al is Ed's younger brother.This doesn't mean that they know hat Al is Ed's younger brother.
Remember everyone's first reaction to meeting them? ^^;;
Tall Guy in Plate Mail.
Many Years of Us Playing at Rennisance Faire.
. . . .
Run, Alphonse, Run!!!
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“It’s a pity…” A secretaries sighed as she glanced out the window and spotted the Elric Brothers walk by.
”What’s a pity?” Her co-worker wanted to know.
”Fullmetal Alchemist. He’s so cute, but…”
”So short?”
“So young.” The first woman corrected. “Give him a few years and he’ll be a knock-out. But that’s not much help now.”
”What about his brother?” A third woman joined in.
”Brother?”
”The tall guy in the armor beside Fullmetal.”
Visions of a taller, older, buffer Edward floated through their minds.
The next day, Alphonse found himself chased by hordes of women wielding can openers.
-fin-
You know that Al is Ed's younger brother. We know that Al is Ed's younger brother.This doesn't mean that they know hat Al is Ed's younger brother.
Remember everyone's first reaction to meeting them? ^^;;
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Date: 2004-02-25 06:26 pm (UTC)*snickers madly*
Inspiration
Date: 2004-02-25 10:02 pm (UTC)However she noticed some members of her very own fan club in the horde, so she decided to do a strategic retreat into the janitor’s closet to hide.
Outside she heard the confused and terrified cry of Alphonse, running by…
WAH!!!
CLANK! CLANK! CLANK!
And then the horde…
WAIT!!!
BADA! BADA! BADA!
Hawkeye winced in sympathy for Alphonse and was about to exit the closet when…
“Where’d he go?”
BADA! BADA! BADA!
They past the closet again and again until…
“He might be in here!”
‘Oh sugar.’
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Date: 2004-02-25 10:55 pm (UTC)BTW, Did you know that Al eats kittens? I bet he keeps loads of cute kittens inside his armor now. DUDE I bet he could use the kittens to fend off the women! Woman comes with canopener.. Out pops a kitten and while the woman is in awe of the utter cuteness Al makes a get-away!
We SOOO need to get you into one of our chats again where we've been discussing, at lenght, the potential pervy uses of automail and or alchemy...
Just think.. with Ed, you don't need ropes for bondage.. Just steal his leg and arm and he's at your mercy!!
*wanders off pondering how many mushrooms Al could store inside his armor...
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Date: 2004-02-26 04:36 pm (UTC)And we had just been thinking that Al and Kittens would be really cute, but not the 'Four and Twenty Blackbirds baked into a Pie' type of way. O_o
Wait... he is being their mommy figure?
*Al carrying around Kittens in his armour*
*little brown kitten slips out thru the back of the armour*
*plop!* *brown kitten falls into the road*
*kitten gets up and mews*
*Al turns around, picked up the kitten, opens his mouth and swallows it*
*Al keeps walking*
Guy on the street: Weirdest road apples I've ever seen...
*howls* Sounds like fun!
The problem with Ed and Bondage is that you still have to worry about his mouth... and he seems like the biting type. >D
What if Al was growing the mushrooms in his armour? He gets wet, dark enclosed damp enviroment...
wait, that sounds wrong... >_
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Date: 2004-02-26 05:08 pm (UTC)http://animeforever.ddrmaniax.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=2362
Road apples???? *dies*
Hmm.. Yeah Ed would probably bite... But.. I got my porn and he doesn't in that! Yay! Winry/Ed kinky smut! Er... Um.. I am but an Innocent maiden and you never heard me say that (want smut?)
I kinda think the mushrooms might be a bad idea.. wouldn't want Al to rust!
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Date: 2004-02-26 11:32 am (UTC)As for guys in armor... just wait until you get here and get introduced to Sir Justin du Roc, one of the local SCAdian knights. He's a wee bit like Sean Connery-- somebody who gets older and better at the same time. I mean, I've seen pictures of him when he was 15 years younger, and he looks MUCH better now. Nice armor, too.
Saturday
Date: 2004-02-26 01:52 pm (UTC)Also, one of my students (a male) said this very proudly during class discussion today. (Thought you might find it amusing):
I love my president. Mr. Bush can chain me up any time he wants
Why me?
Re: Saturday
Date: 2004-02-26 04:22 pm (UTC)Uh... lots of panting, moaning and gasping we would imagine. ¬_¬
*coughs* #^^# Yeah, sure, no prob.
As for the other, I have no comment. *goes back to working Heiji factor fic*