[drabble] MK: Piranha Stalking

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"They're following me."

"No, they are not."

"Yes they are!"

"Kuroba." Hakuba resisted the urge to roll his eyes. "Just because you are phobic of fish does not mean that they are following you around."

"It's BECAUSE they follow me around that I'm phobic." Kuroba corrected, handing him the newspaper he'd been reading and pointing to an article. "See? They're following me."

Hakuba scanned the article. "Just because a Piranha HAPPENS to be found in the Thames while you're visiting London does not mean that the fish are out to get you."

"Then explain what its doing here, Detective."

"Uh..."

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Based off the news article Here and Here about a Piranha found in the Thames