[drabble] know how to use him

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Amusing mental pic.
Kaito reading a list in class entitled '__ Ways to Beat A Dead Horse' while Hakuba glares

Number of Perverted Comments Voices came up with for mental pic: 5½
2 for 'beat', 3 for 'dead' and one long snicker for 'horse'.



"Nobody move!" Kaito wrapped an arm around Hakuba's neck, using him as a shield from their angry classmates. "I've got a detective and I know how to use him!"

"Does he ever!" Akako sniggered from the back the class. “Over and over again!”

Hakuba looked indignant as Kaito sweatdropped..

”Akako-chan!” Aoko glared in offense. “You promised to call me the next time!”

”Sorry.” The witch appeared contrite.

Hakuba flushed red, opened his mouth to refute the claim, realised it was futile, elbowed Kaito in the gut and stalked off, leaving the magician to deal with their classmates on his own.

-fin-

Yeah, I don't know. Long day.

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Now ya gone and done it. Poor Hakuba. Wall, table, bed. Just like promised. The fic is done. Just have to edit. Don't think the poor boy will ever walk the same again. You're EVIL Icka!