[drabble] MK: Barbaric
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ickaimpSo we're watching Princess Tutu, (which smokes crack, and the crack is smoking pot, which is on acid) which is about a duck who is a girl who is Princess Tutu, when an anteater starts ballet dancing. We have to put it on pause about then and try to resuscitate our brain... @_@
So The radio gets turned on low, mixing with the sounds of a rare So Cal rain and we mellow for a bit when the DJ starts talking to a guy who Wants To Be a Duck. (because they can float on water.)
*Icka falls over*
Anyway. Inspired by dinner tonight at the Japanese Charcoal Barbecue place, because David can't use chopsticks like a civilized person.
Aoko watched in a sort of morbid fascination as the meat was speared with the pointed stick with a neanderthalic grunt and deposited in the wielder’s mouth with much chewing and obvious satisfaction.
”Well, if it wasn’t dead before,” Aoko wrinkled her nose. “It is now.”
Another piece of meat was stabbed and devoured in the same manner.
”It’s barbaric.” Hakuba grumbled. “Like watching a savage.”
An eyebrow was pointedly raised in Hakuba’s direction, as if to remind him whose fault it was.
”Oh, alright.” Hakuba acquiesced “I’ll go fetch another chopstick to replace the one I displaced.”
Kaito smirked.
-fin-
So The radio gets turned on low, mixing with the sounds of a rare So Cal rain and we mellow for a bit when the DJ starts talking to a guy who Wants To Be a Duck. (because they can float on water.)
*Icka falls over*
Anyway. Inspired by dinner tonight at the Japanese Charcoal Barbecue place, because David can't use chopsticks like a civilized person.
Aoko watched in a sort of morbid fascination as the meat was speared with the pointed stick with a neanderthalic grunt and deposited in the wielder’s mouth with much chewing and obvious satisfaction.
”Well, if it wasn’t dead before,” Aoko wrinkled her nose. “It is now.”
Another piece of meat was stabbed and devoured in the same manner.
”It’s barbaric.” Hakuba grumbled. “Like watching a savage.”
An eyebrow was pointedly raised in Hakuba’s direction, as if to remind him whose fault it was.
”Oh, alright.” Hakuba acquiesced “I’ll go fetch another chopstick to replace the one I displaced.”
Kaito smirked.
-fin-
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Date: 2004-02-03 09:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-02-03 10:07 am (UTC)I liked Aoko's line the best. "Well, if it wasn't dead before, it is now." XD
*giggle*
Date: 2004-02-03 02:16 pm (UTC)And how exactly was the other chopstick displaced, hrrrrrm? :giggles:
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Date: 2004-02-03 03:45 pm (UTC)Chopstick abuse
Date: 2004-02-03 06:37 pm (UTC)Should I mention that I've considered a hollow chopstick to use as a miso-slurping straw to be a good idea, or would that be REALLY barbaric?
challenge pic response
Date: 2004-02-03 06:47 pm (UTC)"Kaito..." The ominous growl came from behind. Kaito turned around and grinned.
"Hey there, Akako! Hakuba and Aoko were just telling me about this really cool movie..." He trailed off, peering at Akako with concern. "Akako, are you feeling okay? I could almost swear that you're glowing."
She was glowing. Angry red tendrils rose from her skin, and her hair was beginning to whip about her face.
"I am feeling fine. YOU are not. Or shouldn't be," she added thoughtfully.
"What are you talking about?" Kaito was bewildered now.
Akako pointed at Aoko. "SHE likes you." The finger swung to point at Hakuba. "HE likes you." She flung up her hands. "At the very least you should be agonizing over which to choose. But instead you're happily oblivious!"
"Of course they like me, they're my friends." Kaito leaned over and put a hand on her forehead. "Akako, are you sure you shouldn't go to the nurse?"
She snatched the hand off indignantly. "No, you idiot! They LIKE YOU like you!"
Aoko blushed bright red. Hakuba buried his face in his hands and groaned.
Kaito frowned. "LIKE ME like me?"
Akako leaned forward. "They WANT you," she whispered in his ear.
Enlightenment dawned. "Ooooh. The LIKE ME."
Akako nodded solemnly. Aoko whimpered.
Kaito beamed. "Well, that's okay, 'cause I like them too."
Re: challenge pic response
Date: 2004-02-04 07:04 am (UTC)pic-fic
Date: 2004-02-03 06:48 pm (UTC)-Ami-
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Re: pic-fic
Date: 2004-02-03 08:17 pm (UTC)--well, either that or they work out a Aoko-gets-Mondays,-Tuesdays-and-Wednesdays, Hakuba-gets-Tuesdays,-Thursdays-and-Saturdays and Kaito-rests-on-Sundays compromise. **evil grin**
Re: pic-fic
Date: 2004-02-03 08:18 pm (UTC)Re: pic-fic
Date: 2004-02-04 03:43 am (UTC)... Rest from WHAT, hmmmmm? *evil grin* *snicker snicker*
Re: pic-fic
Date: 2004-02-04 02:45 am (UTC)That is absolutely excellent! Why don't you go post it up yourself? You do deserve the credit. This is simply brilliant!
*giggles* I like Ysa's idea...*snerks*
Re: pic-fic
Date: 2004-02-04 03:44 am (UTC)-Ami-
Re: pic-fic
Date: 2004-02-04 03:58 am (UTC)((GLOMPS!))
Thank you!!
*bounces around sparkling*
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Date: 2004-02-04 05:05 am (UTC)Plus, ya gots to love the Pant-less Mute.
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Date: 2004-02-04 06:58 am (UTC)but the fact that he keeps falling into 'girl's roles' is amusing. *snickers*
Showed everyone who came over last night the anteater dancing with them.
Nearly broke their brains. Much fun. ^__^
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Date: 2004-02-04 12:15 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2004-02-04 04:48 pm (UTC)Mute is sure an odd one.. He changes a LOT as he gets back peices of his heart and stuff. But he's still majorly girly somehow XD