Vacation Report.
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ickaimpBefore we left, my youngest sister informed me that I was not allowed to do anything she wouldn't do while in the Mountains.
Evidently, this ruled out illegal narcotics and threesomes, but everything else was fair game. >_O;;
It was quickly pointed out once said restrictions were mentioned upon reaching the cabin that this did not rule out foursomes. ^^;;
Anyway, had lots of fun in the Mountains, got to figure out how to walk in the show with shoes that had no traction, pet some horses, avoid getting spit at by a llama and rang in the New Year with a game of 'I've Never'. -the results of said game which shall never be mentioned again. >_< Also tried some achohal for the first time: Butterbeer, Rum & Coke, a full glass of Eggnog & Rum. Still not quite sure what kind of drunk I am (didn't drink enough to get a hangover, acholhal still smells bloody nasty), but did get quite warm and slurred a lot.
Also found that Orange Juice and Root Beer is surprisingly good.
Some of these are out of context. Some aren't. Ha. Warnings for Swear words. Lots of swear words.
+++ What started the list: People cursing while playing 'Dynasty Warriors'. It's rather amusing to watch normally calm and pleasant people suddenly become bloodthirsty and curse as they're killing half the population of China. +++
"Ram You Up The Ass With a Dog!"
"Goddamn Son of a Bitch! Youre MY Bitch! HA!"
"Now Someone Gets Their Ass Shoved Up Someone Else's Ass!!!"
"Look Cao-Cao! I have a Pretty Ass! FOLLOW IT!" (<-- mission objective was to lure Cao-Cao into an ambush. Cao-Cao wasn't cooperating.)
"How Do We Get These 2 Assholes Together?!"
"Every Fanfic Writers Question..." (same mission)
+++ Random Lines +++
"We don't fuck people with spoons."
"Aw, damn. I'm gonna put my butt 40 feet down my throat."
"I get to sleep next to a drunk Jack... You think I'm complaining?"
"'Drunk Jack' is redundant."
"... true."
(we were LARPing. Ken-ken was Capt. Jack from PotC. Did a damn fyne swagger too.)
"Someone needs to change the disk. But not me. Cause I'm Drunk!!"
"So THAT's why you got drunk!"
"Ha. Not so Stupid, Am I?" ^___^
(Ken-ken was also drunk.)
"Did Everyone Eat the Meat Already?"
"Perfectly Happy To Tie You Up and Down."
"I Don't Want To Hear You Erecting Anything."
"Oh, Yes! My Fingers Make Me Really Happy!" (<-- horribly out of context.)
"It's True! Her Crotch Is Bruised! And I Didn't Do It!" (said by S.O.)
"Icka. If You Can't Be Good, Be Careful.
If You Can't Be Careful, Don't Get Caught." (parting shot from Ron-kitty)
+++
Art to be posted later. Some of it anyway. Not the MK cat-people. *sniggers*
... and I just lost my voice again. Bugger.
Evidently, this ruled out illegal narcotics and threesomes, but everything else was fair game. >_O;;
It was quickly pointed out once said restrictions were mentioned upon reaching the cabin that this did not rule out foursomes. ^^;;
Anyway, had lots of fun in the Mountains, got to figure out how to walk in the show with shoes that had no traction, pet some horses, avoid getting spit at by a llama and rang in the New Year with a game of 'I've Never'. -the results of said game which shall never be mentioned again. >_< Also tried some achohal for the first time: Butterbeer, Rum & Coke, a full glass of Eggnog & Rum. Still not quite sure what kind of drunk I am (didn't drink enough to get a hangover, acholhal still smells bloody nasty), but did get quite warm and slurred a lot.
Also found that Orange Juice and Root Beer is surprisingly good.
Some of these are out of context. Some aren't. Ha. Warnings for Swear words. Lots of swear words.
+++ What started the list: People cursing while playing 'Dynasty Warriors'. It's rather amusing to watch normally calm and pleasant people suddenly become bloodthirsty and curse as they're killing half the population of China. +++
"Ram You Up The Ass With a Dog!"
"Goddamn Son of a Bitch! Youre MY Bitch! HA!"
"Now Someone Gets Their Ass Shoved Up Someone Else's Ass!!!"
"Look Cao-Cao! I have a Pretty Ass! FOLLOW IT!" (<-- mission objective was to lure Cao-Cao into an ambush. Cao-Cao wasn't cooperating.)
"How Do We Get These 2 Assholes Together?!"
"Every Fanfic Writers Question..." (same mission)
+++ Random Lines +++
"We don't fuck people with spoons."
"Aw, damn. I'm gonna put my butt 40 feet down my throat."
"I get to sleep next to a drunk Jack... You think I'm complaining?"
"'Drunk Jack' is redundant."
"... true."
(we were LARPing. Ken-ken was Capt. Jack from PotC. Did a damn fyne swagger too.)
"Someone needs to change the disk. But not me. Cause I'm Drunk!!"
"So THAT's why you got drunk!"
"Ha. Not so Stupid, Am I?" ^___^
(Ken-ken was also drunk.)
"Did Everyone Eat the Meat Already?"
"Perfectly Happy To Tie You Up and Down."
"I Don't Want To Hear You Erecting Anything."
"Oh, Yes! My Fingers Make Me Really Happy!" (<-- horribly out of context.)
"It's True! Her Crotch Is Bruised! And I Didn't Do It!" (said by S.O.)
"Icka. If You Can't Be Good, Be Careful.
If You Can't Be Careful, Don't Get Caught." (parting shot from Ron-kitty)
+++
Art to be posted later. Some of it anyway. Not the MK cat-people. *sniggers*
... and I just lost my voice again. Bugger.
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Actually...
Date: 2004-01-08 06:41 pm (UTC)Re: Actually...
Date: 2004-01-12 04:59 pm (UTC)ME? I've never played it around you... *cues up a little halo above his head*
One Word:
Date: 2004-01-21 12:12 am (UTC)Re: One Word:
Date: 2004-01-21 06:39 pm (UTC)