[fic] V. Secret Diaries of Heero Yuy
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ickaimpEver notice that people are suprised by the small things? Like always keeping a handful of coughdrops in your satchel incase you or anyone else needs them? Always puzzled when people seemed so surprised by that. Having an itchy throat and coughing sucks.
Although from a more self-preservation point of veiw, they're not as likely to pass it on to other people if they're not coughing and hacking.
Anyway. Was watching Gundam Wing anime for the first time yesterday, and got about halfway thru the series. (Quatre's Dad just got blown up) Am highly amused by the series. Wu Fei's Dragon Fang really does remind me of a Sock Puppet. Keep waiting for him to have converstations with it. And cannot resist shouting with fiendish glee 'BOOM!' everytime someone shouts 'Gundam desu!'. Because you just know they're about to go boom.
Also keep waiting to see the Gundams freak out like an elephant around a mouse every time I see people next to their feet. Either that or start going 'squishy'. *singsong* Heeeree, buggie buggie buggie...
So had some strange mental pictures while riding today, about Heero's apparent mission to kill himself in as many different ways as he thinks he can get away with it.
Feel very sorry for Duo. Trowa's neat. Freakin' adore Quatre. Wu Fei needs an enema.
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Not dead yet.
Old man intends to send me and accursed suit to earth disguised as 'shooting stars'. Sounds fishy to me, seeing as anyone with half a brain, radar and a metal detector could spot accursed suit.
Earth people must be very stupid.
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Crashed accursed suit today. Alliance forces spotted accursed suit during entry into earth's atmosphere, did battle with old geezer in a tin toupee. Told old man shooting star plan was stupid.
Still not dead yet.
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Attempted to drown self in ocean. Was found by annoying girl who called paramedics. Stole ambulance and made getaway.
Still not dead.
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Tried to blow up accursed suit. Annoy girl followed and got shot twice by boy in dark clothing. Other large mecha pulled accursed suit out of ocean. Damn thing won't leave me alone. Passed out before could find out if accursed suit was dead.
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Still not dead. Threw self off a cliff to kill self with help of boy in dark clothing. Was very peaceful until annoying girl and boy started screaming. Pulled parachute in attempt to muffle sound, failed to take into account that this would slow decent. Lost parachute, rolled a bit and lived.
Boy in dark clothing will not leave me alone, pulled accursed suit out of ocean with his suit. Made interesting noises when I reset leg.
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Boy in dark clothing's name is Duo. Still insists on following me around. Is very noisy. Stole parts of his suit to fix accursed suit and complete mission. Ha-ha.
Still not dead.
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Annoying girl insisted that I kill her today. Was tempted to insist that she kill me first, but decided against it.
Still not dead.
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Made a mistake. Blew up the wrong shuttle.
Still not dead. Wish I was.
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Self-detonated accursed suit today.
Go me.
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Has been a month. Still not dead. This dieing thing is harder than it appears.
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Clown-boy attempted to self-detonate his accursed suit today.
Sister figure cried and he did not.
Dieing thing is definitely harder than it appears.
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Went to every relative I could find of the shuttle I blew up. None would kill me.
Still not dead.
Got interesting offer to duel metal-toupee again. Clown-boy is coming too.
Maybe can die there.
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Accursed suit is BACK. It follows me around, worse than boy in black.
Note to self: Get better bombs.
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Had pretty good fight with metal-toupee until annoying girl appeared and ordered me to read letter that told me how to live my life.
Made tactical retreat. Metal Toupee did as well, looked less happy to see annoying girl than I was.
Clown boy was amused. Must feed his lions ex-lax.
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Made it to space. Still not dead.
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Attempted to kill Old Man and Clown-boy today. Backfired and was captured by Clown-boy.
They won’t kill me. Need my mad piloting skillz because they all sux0r.
Am severely bummed.
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... and that's what I have. *whistles innocently* Sorry for the use of l33+. ^^;;
Although from a more self-preservation point of veiw, they're not as likely to pass it on to other people if they're not coughing and hacking.
Anyway. Was watching Gundam Wing anime for the first time yesterday, and got about halfway thru the series. (Quatre's Dad just got blown up) Am highly amused by the series. Wu Fei's Dragon Fang really does remind me of a Sock Puppet. Keep waiting for him to have converstations with it. And cannot resist shouting with fiendish glee 'BOOM!' everytime someone shouts 'Gundam desu!'. Because you just know they're about to go boom.
Also keep waiting to see the Gundams freak out like an elephant around a mouse every time I see people next to their feet. Either that or start going 'squishy'. *singsong* Heeeree, buggie buggie buggie...
So had some strange mental pictures while riding today, about Heero's apparent mission to kill himself in as many different ways as he thinks he can get away with it.
Feel very sorry for Duo. Trowa's neat. Freakin' adore Quatre. Wu Fei needs an enema.
+++
Not dead yet.
Old man intends to send me and accursed suit to earth disguised as 'shooting stars'. Sounds fishy to me, seeing as anyone with half a brain, radar and a metal detector could spot accursed suit.
Earth people must be very stupid.
+++
Crashed accursed suit today. Alliance forces spotted accursed suit during entry into earth's atmosphere, did battle with old geezer in a tin toupee. Told old man shooting star plan was stupid.
Still not dead yet.
+++
Attempted to drown self in ocean. Was found by annoying girl who called paramedics. Stole ambulance and made getaway.
Still not dead.
+++
Tried to blow up accursed suit. Annoy girl followed and got shot twice by boy in dark clothing. Other large mecha pulled accursed suit out of ocean. Damn thing won't leave me alone. Passed out before could find out if accursed suit was dead.
+++
Still not dead. Threw self off a cliff to kill self with help of boy in dark clothing. Was very peaceful until annoying girl and boy started screaming. Pulled parachute in attempt to muffle sound, failed to take into account that this would slow decent. Lost parachute, rolled a bit and lived.
Boy in dark clothing will not leave me alone, pulled accursed suit out of ocean with his suit. Made interesting noises when I reset leg.
+++
Boy in dark clothing's name is Duo. Still insists on following me around. Is very noisy. Stole parts of his suit to fix accursed suit and complete mission. Ha-ha.
Still not dead.
+++
Annoying girl insisted that I kill her today. Was tempted to insist that she kill me first, but decided against it.
Still not dead.
+++
Made a mistake. Blew up the wrong shuttle.
Still not dead. Wish I was.
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Self-detonated accursed suit today.
Go me.
+++
Has been a month. Still not dead. This dieing thing is harder than it appears.
+++
Clown-boy attempted to self-detonate his accursed suit today.
Sister figure cried and he did not.
Dieing thing is definitely harder than it appears.
+++
Went to every relative I could find of the shuttle I blew up. None would kill me.
Still not dead.
Got interesting offer to duel metal-toupee again. Clown-boy is coming too.
Maybe can die there.
+++
Accursed suit is BACK. It follows me around, worse than boy in black.
Note to self: Get better bombs.
+++
Had pretty good fight with metal-toupee until annoying girl appeared and ordered me to read letter that told me how to live my life.
Made tactical retreat. Metal Toupee did as well, looked less happy to see annoying girl than I was.
Clown boy was amused. Must feed his lions ex-lax.
+++
Made it to space. Still not dead.
+++
Attempted to kill Old Man and Clown-boy today. Backfired and was captured by Clown-boy.
They won’t kill me. Need my mad piloting skillz because they all sux0r.
Am severely bummed.
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... and that's what I have. *whistles innocently* Sorry for the use of l33+. ^^;;
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XD!!!!!
Date: 2003-12-25 01:07 am (UTC)Although, I'm wondering if you misspelled "Secret" on purpose...^^;
Re: XD!!!!!
Date: 2003-12-25 03:51 am (UTC)Oops, nope, that was a mistake. *fixes it*
Actually, seemed to me that Wing was stalking Heero thru the series... was very odd. The look on his face when after Zechs has it rebuilt, could just hear "Damn, the stupid thing's back AGAIN" followed by choruses of 'The cat came back" ^^;;
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Date: 2004-01-04 10:30 am (UTC)Go Heero! Persevere in this quest for death! Don't let them, or the Accursed Suit, stop you from reaching your goal! XD Kill them if you must! Or be smart and make any of the hot-headed OZ underdogs enraged enough to kill you! XD