[fic] Mister Black/Mister White - Fever Dreams are Fun

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Summary of Work Today:
"Where are we?"
"Why is it so hot in here?"
"... is this a hand basket?"

Aaaand, that's enough gripeing about work. Is Friday. ^__^;;

Weird dreams that amused us last night (the Black or White Detective Agency):



"Oh, Mister White..." Mister Black sing-sang as he was twisted around backwards in the red jeep to look at the sky behind them. "Sun is setting..."

"I can see that, Mister Black." Mister White said tersely, his eyebrows coming down under his blond bangs in a frown.

"Suggestions?" The dark-haired man began to look worried for the first time, his voice coming up and sounding almost feminine in alarm.

Mister White glanced up at the sky, looking for something. A grim smile touched his somber face as he obviously found what he was looking for. "Play it through."

Looking overhead, the speckled hawk that had been at the office became visable flying towards them. "It's going to be tight." Mister Black warned.

"Isn't always?"

"Point."

Mister White buckled his seat belt, his attention split between the hawk above them and the car they were chasing. "Time, Mister Black?"

"About 8... 7.. 6..."

"Miss Client," Mister White said pleasantly. "Would you mind taking the wheel for a moment?"

"Eh?!" The young woman in the passenger seat blinked. "What?!"

"4... 3..."

"Thank you." Without waiting for her to finish her response, Mister White stood up, the car's momentum slowing while the wind caught his coat and made it billow out behind him. The woman in the passenger seat scrambled to lean over and grab the wheel.

"1... Now!"

Several things happened at once.

Mister Black disappeared from the back seat, a white dove taking off into the sky. Like a cicada shedding it's skin, Mister White fell away, to reveal the legendary Kaitou Kid leaping into the sky, the cape snapping open like wings and carrying him aloft into the sky as well. The hawk swooped down, wings flapping against the steering wheel once, twice and three times as hands formed and took control of the red jeep from the client.

"Thank you." The blond man-formerly-the-Hawk said politely, reaching beside him and picking up the deerstalker hat that had fallen there. "Mister White!" He shouted at the figure in the sky. "How many times must I tell you to take better care of my hat?!"

The pale figure in the sky laughed, reaching out and catching the dove in his hands.

"Mister... White?" The client ventured as the car picked up speed again, catching up to both the flying phantom and the car they were following.

"Mister Black, currently." The Inverness wearing man corrected. Upon closer inspection, it was obvious that the clothing under the brown coat was black instead of the white they had met him in. "I do apologize, this must be terribly confusing for you."

The client looked up at the laughing thief and shrunk down in the seat. "Confusing doesn't even cover it."

-fin-

Confused?

You should be.

Here's what's going on.

Hakuba is a Hawk by day, Human by night.
Kaito is Kaito.
Aoko is a Human by day, a Dove by night.

Sunrise/Sunset triggers the effect.

Kaito grew his hair out, Aoko cut her hair short and the 2 of them trade places as need be, K2's now sporting a small ponytail. ^^;; (hair tied back, Kuroba. Hair loose, Aoko.)
Kaito often fills in for Hakuba. At the beginning of the story, Miss Client meets Mister White and Mister Black who are actually Kaito -as-Hakuba and Aoko-as-Kuroba, respectively.

Which then leads into this scene and I have no idea what is going on other than that... ^^;; Heh.

Am feeling a bit better. Thanks to everyone for their warm wishes. Still wanna sleep for most of today tho. ^^;;

Comments

[tinitinytina.livejournal.com]

Uh...wha?

Aoko-Kaito-Hakuba?

@.@

But i'd love to be the client.