[fic] Duklyon: Anything Else

[ickaimp]

Cause that 'Hey There Sweet Cheeks' line is just really disturbing.



"Oi! Takepon!" Kentarou leaned out of the car and shouted at his best friend. Takeshi, as per the normal routine, ignored the shout and kept walking.

Kentarou changed tactics. "Hey, Sweet Cheeks!"

Takeshi not only froze, ice cubes, penguins and all, but fell over. Kentarou happily jumped out of the car, thanked the driver and happily bounced over to his fallen friend. "Good Morning!"

Ice shattered and was abruptly replaced with a volcanic explosion. "Don't. Call. Me. THAT." Takeshi ground out.

"What? Morning?"

"Sweet Cheeks! Anything but that!"

"Anything?"

"Yes! Anything but 'Sweet Cheeks'! That's... that's just... No." Takeshi shuttered.

"So 'Darling' is okay, Takepon?"

"Yes. 'Darling' is fine." Takeshi nodded. "'Darling' is normal."

"Okay!" Kentarou bounced off.

Takeshi sighed in relief and followed at a more sedate pace.

Until he belated realized that he had just giving Kentarou permission to call him 'Darling'.

"Dammit!"

-fin-

... remember my crack on Friday about "Where are we? Why is it hot? Is this a handbasket?"

Double it. *snarls and hisses in outrage*

Comments

*snickers*

[sakurazuka-jae.livejournal.com]

Well, better 'darling' than 'sucker'.

Uh huh......

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

I agree; the 'sweet cheeks' line just BOTHERS me, somehow. Maybe because they thought it was less controversial than 'darling'?? Dunno..... And then there's the one about the pickles-- THAT one brought me to a full stop. **sweatdrop**

They did include the 20 Faces story, though, which makes up for a lot. ^_^