[fic] HemuLoki: Avoiding Apocalypse
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ickaimpPlunnies always wait until very late on Sunday night to strike because they don't want to go to work the next morning.
Which results in the usual Sunday-night insomnia, which sucks on Monday Morning.
But results in the strangest fics... ^^;;
Warning for slight shonen-ai and the fact we don't know what Hel's personality is.
"This is ridiculous!" Loki muttered darkly as he and Heimdall walked home from school. Or more appropriately, stalked home from school. Neither Norse God was particularly pleased. "You and me dating! Impossible! What are they thinking?! The day that happens will be when... when pigs fly!"
"Bweeeeeeeeee!!!" Squealing happily, Freyr's pig flew by
"Gullinbursti!!! Bad pig!" Freyr chased after him. "Wait for Freyr!"
Loki and Heimdall stared as the Kaitou and his mount disappeared into the distance.
One of Loki's eyebrow's rose slightly. "Let me re-phrase that...." He deadpanned.
"When Hell freezes over?" Heimdall suggested.
"ACHOO!"
They looked back to see a pink-haired girl dressed in a winter over coat and a scarf wiping her nose on a tissue before pulling her dust mask back up to cover her face.
Loki blinked. "Hel?"
"H'bo Dad." Loki's youngest child sniffed, sounding highly congested. Heimdall's visible eyebrow rose.
"What are you doing here? Are you alright?" Loki stepped forward, both puzzled and concerned.
"Da furnace broke." Hel explained, sniffing loudly. "Do you hab any colb medicine?"
"You'd have to ask Yamino-kun." He blinked, rather surprised. "I know he's also got a great recipe for chicken soup I'm sure he'd be more than willing to make for you."
"Danks." Hel sniffed again, looking completely miserable. "I'll go askd."
"Right. I'll see you there. Take care!" He called as his youngest daughter walked by muttering about freezing temperatures and damn colds.
Heimdall and Loki traded looks.
"Not if you were the LAST person on-" Loki pressed a hand against the ranting Heimdall's mouth, shooting him a dark glare.
"Do you WANT the world to end?!" He hissed.
Heimdall blinked.
Loki glowered.
Heimdall glared.
Loki removed his hand.
Heimdall frowned, almost but not quite sulking as they traded dark looks with each other.
"The coffee shop, 6 o'clock?"
"I'll be waiting."
-fin-
Plunnies inspired by 'Last to know' by Meia, which still amuses us to no end. Thanks, Meia!
'The furnace broke' is from a webcomic called 'When Boy Meets Boy'.
Becky Tailweaver noted that in Norse Mythology that the underworld was a place of eternal winter, so it could be that Hel's personal house heater broke. *shrugs* I dunno, just going where the Plunnies lead... *whistles innocently*
EDIT: cleaned up and re-posted fic, 9903
Which results in the usual Sunday-night insomnia, which sucks on Monday Morning.
But results in the strangest fics... ^^;;
Warning for slight shonen-ai and the fact we don't know what Hel's personality is.
"This is ridiculous!" Loki muttered darkly as he and Heimdall walked home from school. Or more appropriately, stalked home from school. Neither Norse God was particularly pleased. "You and me dating! Impossible! What are they thinking?! The day that happens will be when... when pigs fly!"
"Bweeeeeeeeee!!!" Squealing happily, Freyr's pig flew by
"Gullinbursti!!! Bad pig!" Freyr chased after him. "Wait for Freyr!"
Loki and Heimdall stared as the Kaitou and his mount disappeared into the distance.
One of Loki's eyebrow's rose slightly. "Let me re-phrase that...." He deadpanned.
"When Hell freezes over?" Heimdall suggested.
"ACHOO!"
They looked back to see a pink-haired girl dressed in a winter over coat and a scarf wiping her nose on a tissue before pulling her dust mask back up to cover her face.
Loki blinked. "Hel?"
"H'bo Dad." Loki's youngest child sniffed, sounding highly congested. Heimdall's visible eyebrow rose.
"What are you doing here? Are you alright?" Loki stepped forward, both puzzled and concerned.
"Da furnace broke." Hel explained, sniffing loudly. "Do you hab any colb medicine?"
"You'd have to ask Yamino-kun." He blinked, rather surprised. "I know he's also got a great recipe for chicken soup I'm sure he'd be more than willing to make for you."
"Danks." Hel sniffed again, looking completely miserable. "I'll go askd."
"Right. I'll see you there. Take care!" He called as his youngest daughter walked by muttering about freezing temperatures and damn colds.
Heimdall and Loki traded looks.
"Not if you were the LAST person on-" Loki pressed a hand against the ranting Heimdall's mouth, shooting him a dark glare.
"Do you WANT the world to end?!" He hissed.
Heimdall blinked.
Loki glowered.
Heimdall glared.
Loki removed his hand.
Heimdall frowned, almost but not quite sulking as they traded dark looks with each other.
"The coffee shop, 6 o'clock?"
"I'll be waiting."
-fin-
Plunnies inspired by 'Last to know' by Meia, which still amuses us to no end. Thanks, Meia!
'The furnace broke' is from a webcomic called 'When Boy Meets Boy'.
Becky Tailweaver noted that in Norse Mythology that the underworld was a place of eternal winter, so it could be that Hel's personal house heater broke. *shrugs* I dunno, just going where the Plunnies lead... *whistles innocently*
EDIT: cleaned up and re-posted fic, 9903
