[fic] Random MK fanfic and musings
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ickaimpOkay... Kami-sama is having too much fun.
My Humorscope for today. (I'm a cusp baby, so I have 2 to check)
Scorpio
The bad news is, you're competing for that new job with a Hindu goddess. The good news is, if you think YOU have trouble figuring out what to do with your hands during an interview...
Sagittarius
Time to look for a new job. You should be able to find work as a surgical assistant. And stop worrying so much! Everyone else lies about their background, too.
This after the whole bike breaking on the way to work incident... ¬_¬
And a Black or White fic scene for
Ann
Okay.. completely random scene. No clue. What we know:
1: It takes place on a boat, or someplace isolated.
2: Hakuba needs a nother set of eyes, or at the very least, someone he can trust to watch his back.
3: He knows the Kid is there. (faint impression of a fake Kid heist note)
***
Hakuba sighed to himself, brushing off the tweed fabric of his Inverness coat in a nervous gesture he hoped no one would notice.
He didn't have a choice, did he?
Dammit.
Time to pull out his ace.
With another sigh, he stood up on one of the nearby chairs and cleared his throat, gaining everyone's attention. It was a bit disconcerting to have everyone suddenly turn and look at you like a sea of blinking faces, and for a moment he considered backing down, then squared his shoulders and took a deep breath.
"Begging your pardon!" He called. "But would the -real- Kaitou Kid please step forward?"
Silence followed. Which was then broken up by the soft sound of muffled snickering from various people around him.
"Right." He stepped back down from the chair and straightened his coat with as much dignity as possible. Well, it had been worth a shot. Time for the old tried and true fashion, detective work.
Not that he didn't have a pretty good clue who the Kid actually was already. But it would have been a lot easier if the Kid had just stepped forward.
He straighten his cap and began wandering through the crowd, ignoring the muffled snickers from his announcement. He was used to the muffled snickers. It often came with wearing something from the early 20th century.
Hakuba carefully paused by the various people that he had mentally bookmarked as possible Kid-in-hiding, occasionally asking a few of them one or two questions before moving on again.
He finally stopped in front of a pleasant looking woman in her early to mid twenties and talked with her for a moment before turning to walk away.
And then promptly startled everyone around as he then turned and kissed her full on the mouth.
The woman froze, body stiffening, then seemed to relax a bit, then appeared to briefly kiss -back- turning the whole thing into a bit of a dominance fight.
Which ended rather quickly as a puff of smoke clouded the woman's form, leaving a annoyed looking Kaitou Kid glaring at Hakuba.
"Did you HAVE to do that?" He grumbled.
The detective took it in stride. "Grab your card gun and let's go. I need your assistance."
"Oh, sure." Kid muttered, reaching into his suit jacket and clicking the safety off his weapon of choice as he fell instep with the blond. "When -I- need help it's 'Sorry, you're a criminal, can't sink to that level', but when you need help it's 'Kiss and let's go'."
Hakuba shrugged gamely. "Well, if you would have stepped forward when I had asked, I wouldn't have had to."
"You -had- to?" The scepticism fairly rolled.
"Well, it was the only way to make sure it was you." He reached back and tapped the Kid's lips with a finger. "You were the only one who didn't eat the fish." He added, lowering his breath so that the shocked crowd around them couldn't hear.
The Kid glared.
Hakuba smirked.
"I get a clean escape for this." The Kid countered, walking past him.
"Don't steal anything and you got a deal."
"Already checked the safes, there's nothing I'm looking for." The thief waved it off airily. "It's right back where it was, safe and sound. What did you want again?"
Hakuba chuckled and proceeded to escort the thief off the ship's deck.
Nobody commented on the fact that neither one of them had spit or wiped their lips after the kiss...
-fin-
I did catch part of dubbed Shaman King.
We miss stoned acting Yoh. They made him scaracstic. Poor Manta's now a pissed off ping-pong ball. Not gonna touch Amidamaru's name or what they did to Ryuu. Poor, poor characters...
And we're pretty sure Yoh was shouting 'YUGIOOOOOOOH' while putting Amidamaru in his body. eep.
My Humorscope for today. (I'm a cusp baby, so I have 2 to check)
Scorpio
The bad news is, you're competing for that new job with a Hindu goddess. The good news is, if you think YOU have trouble figuring out what to do with your hands during an interview...
Sagittarius
Time to look for a new job. You should be able to find work as a surgical assistant. And stop worrying so much! Everyone else lies about their background, too.
This after the whole bike breaking on the way to work incident... ¬_¬
And a Black or White fic scene for
AnnOkay.. completely random scene. No clue. What we know:
1: It takes place on a boat, or someplace isolated.
2: Hakuba needs a nother set of eyes, or at the very least, someone he can trust to watch his back.
3: He knows the Kid is there. (faint impression of a fake Kid heist note)
***
Hakuba sighed to himself, brushing off the tweed fabric of his Inverness coat in a nervous gesture he hoped no one would notice.
He didn't have a choice, did he?
Dammit.
Time to pull out his ace.
With another sigh, he stood up on one of the nearby chairs and cleared his throat, gaining everyone's attention. It was a bit disconcerting to have everyone suddenly turn and look at you like a sea of blinking faces, and for a moment he considered backing down, then squared his shoulders and took a deep breath.
"Begging your pardon!" He called. "But would the -real- Kaitou Kid please step forward?"
Silence followed. Which was then broken up by the soft sound of muffled snickering from various people around him.
"Right." He stepped back down from the chair and straightened his coat with as much dignity as possible. Well, it had been worth a shot. Time for the old tried and true fashion, detective work.
Not that he didn't have a pretty good clue who the Kid actually was already. But it would have been a lot easier if the Kid had just stepped forward.
He straighten his cap and began wandering through the crowd, ignoring the muffled snickers from his announcement. He was used to the muffled snickers. It often came with wearing something from the early 20th century.
Hakuba carefully paused by the various people that he had mentally bookmarked as possible Kid-in-hiding, occasionally asking a few of them one or two questions before moving on again.
He finally stopped in front of a pleasant looking woman in her early to mid twenties and talked with her for a moment before turning to walk away.
And then promptly startled everyone around as he then turned and kissed her full on the mouth.
The woman froze, body stiffening, then seemed to relax a bit, then appeared to briefly kiss -back- turning the whole thing into a bit of a dominance fight.
Which ended rather quickly as a puff of smoke clouded the woman's form, leaving a annoyed looking Kaitou Kid glaring at Hakuba.
"Did you HAVE to do that?" He grumbled.
The detective took it in stride. "Grab your card gun and let's go. I need your assistance."
"Oh, sure." Kid muttered, reaching into his suit jacket and clicking the safety off his weapon of choice as he fell instep with the blond. "When -I- need help it's 'Sorry, you're a criminal, can't sink to that level', but when you need help it's 'Kiss and let's go'."
Hakuba shrugged gamely. "Well, if you would have stepped forward when I had asked, I wouldn't have had to."
"You -had- to?" The scepticism fairly rolled.
"Well, it was the only way to make sure it was you." He reached back and tapped the Kid's lips with a finger. "You were the only one who didn't eat the fish." He added, lowering his breath so that the shocked crowd around them couldn't hear.
The Kid glared.
Hakuba smirked.
"I get a clean escape for this." The Kid countered, walking past him.
"Don't steal anything and you got a deal."
"Already checked the safes, there's nothing I'm looking for." The thief waved it off airily. "It's right back where it was, safe and sound. What did you want again?"
Hakuba chuckled and proceeded to escort the thief off the ship's deck.
Nobody commented on the fact that neither one of them had spit or wiped their lips after the kiss...
-fin-
I did catch part of dubbed Shaman King.
We miss stoned acting Yoh. They made him scaracstic. Poor Manta's now a pissed off ping-pong ball. Not gonna touch Amidamaru's name or what they did to Ryuu. Poor, poor characters...
And we're pretty sure Yoh was shouting 'YUGIOOOOOOOH' while putting Amidamaru in his body. eep.
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Date: 2003-09-06 08:02 pm (UTC)