[15] [fics]Random Crossover Time

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"All units" The radio blared from inside the squad car that Takagi, Sato, Shiratori and Megure-keibu were standing, or in Takagi's case, leaning against. "All units to intercept speeding Blue Hedgehog. I repeat, all units to intercept speeding blue hedgehog."

The four officers stared at the speaker before glancing at each other, various looks of amusement and disbelief spreading across their faces.

"It would appear," Shiratori commented, his lips crinkling up in a smirk "That someone is playing pranks again."

A snickering blue blur passed them, followed by an extreme gust of wind that caused all of them to struggle to stay upright as Sato shrieked as she attempted to keep her usually modest skirt from flying up and flashing everyone.

"What was that?!" Takagi gasped as the wind died down.

Blue blur.

Spikes.

Red sneakers.

Speeding Blue Hedgehog.

"Right." Megure-keibu pulled his hat back to it's normal place on his forehead with a determined air. "To your cars then. Off we go."

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TThe Kaitou Kid looked at the furry little creature above him and blinked.

It blinked back.

It looked like a koala.

... If koalas were blue with large ears, 6 legs, spikes down its back and antennae.

And stood upside down from the ceiling as casually as if it were on the ground.

"1412!" A bullhorn outside the building blared, causing him to wince at the electronic squeal. Must have been some of the higher ups tonight, Nakamori always called him 'Kid'. "Come out with your hands up!"

He spared a glace for the stupidity of the speaker outside. They were kidding, right?

The creature jabbered at him in something that sounded like a language, but he didn't understand. It frowned, then tried again. "1-4-1-2?" It asked eagerly in English, his voice sounding almost squeaky.

"Yeah." He nodded, trying to cover up his surprise. "That's me."

"Oooo!" It applauded, something that looked a little odd with four hand clapping at once instead of two. It dropped down from the ceiling, flipping around to land on it's feet with an easy grace that spoke of being used to such acrobatics. "My name Stitch."

"Kid." He replied back.

Stitch grinned like a kid in a candy store, and the next thing he knew, the small alien-koala was holding him above his head as the little guy ran for it. "Stitch take you to Jamba!" He cheered. "Stitch found another one!"

-fin-

The joke being the upcoming Stitch movie and TV show deals with the other 625 experiments that came before Stitch. Who says the Kid's not another number? >^.^<

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And for a musical interlude:
"She's got Betty Davis Eyes"

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Hakuba peered at her face for a moment. "You don't have Betty Davis eyes."

"Sure I do." Akako smirked.

"You've got very pretty eyes." He assured her "But not what I would call 'Betty Davis' eyes."

"Of course not. I don't carry them with me all the time, you know." She grinned back. "It's amazing what an affinity for graveyards and a shovel can get you."

The detective looked vaguely ill.



and if we have time later, a Spiral/Loki crossover. ^__^

For those having computer problems caused by the latest worm, see here:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/elke_tanzer/222545.html

Very helpful. Or SARC has info and a removal tool for it. ^_^
Am also slighly amused by the messages left by the Worm's creator in the coding:
"billy gates why do you make this possible?" and "Stop making money and fix your software!!"