I was blackmailed into posting this:

[ickaimp]

RE: The previous lj entry, Yuugi's apparent lack of ass being due to too much buttsechs and Megs's cats stalking me:

Icka!:and Megs is getting off on the fact that Kuriboh is a Stalker.
Icka!:.... do Kuriboh vibrate when they are happy, y'think?
MOrgan:heh
Momo:Ceiling Cats are watching you masturbate?
MOrgan:yep
Dogmatix:Like tribbles!
Icka!:oh, dear
Icka!:... I wanna screencap that now.
Icka!:'Celing Kuriboh Is Watching You Masterbate'
Dogmatix:^_______^ Hm, I wonder, do Kuriboh react to Klingons too?
MOrgan:the same way, with screaming
Momo:.....but, y'know...wouldn't they explode if they actually did anything?
Icka!:would teach you not to thrust so hard?
Momo:Genital removal by Kuriboh explosion. I bet that was a injury Ancient Egyptians had to explain back in the day.
Dogmatix:XD!
Momo:Yeah.
Momo:There was probably a warning on the tablet or something... "do not use as sex aid"