It's... SQUIDZILLA!!!!

[ickaimp]

:: ROAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!! ::
*STOMP*
*STOMP*
:: GRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ::
*Lights stuff on fire*

Oooo... Fire so pretty.
*reverts back to Imp-size and roasts marshmallows*

Sorry. ^^;; Am very off today.

Anyway. Was checking out Ann's ff.net account and found a bunch of PotC fics under 'favourites' so started reading some.
Okay, while I admit that Capt'n Jack Swallow is not bad looking (and so much fun to watch XD ), he's a PIRATE.
This means 'not so much fresh water'.
So he's -gotta- be smelling pretty fresh too. Besides the whole rum thing. Be willing to be that if he got clean, he'd prolly end up being several shades paler under all that grime.
And this isn't even mentioning the other stuff that's prolly mixed in too. He doesn't have that one round scab on the side of his face for nothin'. Scurvy anyone?
And yet it is continously written that Will (who does bathe) sees Jack, Jack sees Will and they jump each other's bones.
....
We're sitting here totaling going "Okay. Bath, de-liceing, THEN the wild hot passionate kinky stuff, sound alright with you?"

*shakes head and wanders off*