Recent Odd Conversations:

[ickaimp]

*YOWL!*
*YOWL!*
*YOWL!*
*YOWL!*
*Icka! opens baby's door*
*Cat and Baby look at Icka! with wide hopeful eyes*
Cat and Baby: *YOOOOWLLLLLLL!!!*
(Icka!'s mental translation: GET ME/HER OUTTA HERE!!!!!)

Icka!: "Are you eating the shrimp?"
Ysabet: "Not Yet."
Icka!: "...."
icka!: "Conan?"
Ysabet: "What?"
Icka!: "Conan!"
Ysabet: "You asked if I was eating the shrimp.... ICKA!!!!"
*Icka! Cackles!*
Ysabet: "You sick sick person you! For you I have to say two words... Nope, nope, not going to say them."
*Icka! Howls!*
Ysabet: "Now I'm going to have trouble eating them..."

Icka! ~ Squidsquishies says: -I'm gonna go eat some shrimp now. ^_____________^
Ysabet - Redheads says: ........I was going to shout "COCKTAIL SAUCE!"

Megs: I'll see you later!
*Megs leans over and waves to Icka!'s cleavage*
Megs: Bye, boys!
FerretGirl & Icka!: GIRLS!
Megs: ^________^

And in the category of things I thought we would never say:

"Oh! Your scrotum is a happy healthy pink now!"

... this was preceded a few days ago by angl3brt and I inspecting his little wee for diaper rash. Which, y'know, isn't a conversation I'd ever thought we'd have either. o_0 Nannying is weird.

impfics: Zombie-Loan/DC Vampyre AU: Lucky Stiff, Zombie-Loan: Foot in Mouth

Comments

[tively-split.livejournal.com]

*will never be able to look a shrimp in the face anymore*

;-)

[dqbunny.livejournal.com]

You know, having the cat and the baby out scream each other is one of the best things EVER.

[quiltrebel.livejournal.com]

The things you have to say to kids are astonishing. I NEVER thought I would ever utter the phrase "Do NOT put green beans in your eyes."