[fic] DC/MK: Love Potion #9
Jun. 15th, 2006 06:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ickaimpRight. So I'm trying to sew some curtains for the front window and MOrgan starts making comments about how cute and domestic I'm being.
So among comments about 'blow me' and other vauge rude gestures, I tell her no porn for her.
Which would have been a lovely comment if she hadn't asked if I actually was writing any.
...so then I had to write some...
So. This is NOT for Morgan-obachan, because she doesn't get any porn. Which this isn't.
Warnings for Heiji/Kaito pairing, boys kissing.
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Kaito had done something to piss Koizumi off. He couldn't -think- of anything he had done recently to piss off their local sorceress, but it must have been a doozy. Of course, it could be something that he hadn't done recently as well, the red-haired girl could hold a grudge like no one's business.
Either that or she had been bored. Sometimes it was hard to tell with her.
But if he had done something, which was really the more likely of the two, --Koizumi usually turned people into fuzzy animals and did horrid things to them when she was bored-- he made a rather large mental note to Never Do It Again. Ever.
She'd switched his usual drink with something that smelled like smelled like turpentine and looked a bit like Indian ink except for the shimmery effect on the top.
-Of course, he hadn't realised this until he'd drunk half the bottle and had made out with Hakuba for a good ten minutes. The blond had stopped protesting after the first couple of minutes of Kaito sprawled on his lap and attempting to suck his tonsils out. And really, it hadn't been as horrifying of an experience as he would have thought if it hadn't been for the mortification he knew was going to feel when greeting the detective in class tomorrow.
Although he might have to ask about that trick with the tongue...
Fortunately, Aoko had broken it up before any clothing had been lost, or Kaito would never would have been allowed back in class. Unfortunately, he attempted to then kiss -her- and the broom had come out, sending him flying OUT of the classroom window. And off school premises.
And then... Then he started kissing everything in sight. Well, not -everything-, he'd had enough control to keep from kissing most inanimate objects --he'd run into the telephone pole on purpose, really-- and not to make out with the bulldog, despite the dog's best efforts. But he'd kissed quite a few people as he'd wandered down the street in a potion induced haze.
But when he kissed a guy down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine, the guy had broke his little bottle of the vile potion. And thankfully, broke the spell, or potion or what ever it was that Koizumi had cast on him on him at the same time.
Kaito had opened his eyes to find himself staring into the greenest eyes he'd ever seen. And for once, not a clue what to glib thing to say to get out of this embarrassing situation. "Uh..."
The green-eyed guy took a step back, a faint blush on his tanned cheeks. "Um. Sorry. I think I broke your bottle of..." The guy nudged the broken bottle on the ground with his foot. "... Somethin' Potion #9."
"That's okay." Kaito gave him a shaky grin. "Actually I should thank you for doing that. I, uh... kinda annoyed the local witch... and..." Could he -sound- any more lame?
The guy's eyebrows rose as he nudged the bottle again with a foot, then stepped back like he was afraid it might jump up and grab him. The potion made a burbling sound, then it and the bottle melted into nothingness, leaving no sign of it behind. "... I see." He finally commented.
"Yeah." Kaito nodded. "So, thanks."
"Welcome." The guy shrugged back, his hands tucked into his denim jacket pockets. "So. Um. Y'know a good place ta get a cup of coffee or somethin'? Ya look like you could use one."
Kaito paused, then felt a grin grow across his face. "I wouldn't argue to one. I'm Kaito, by the way."
"Heiji." The guy grinned back. He had a nice grin, Kaito noticed as he directed Heiji towards a local coffee house.
He made a mental note to piss off Koizumi more often if this was the result...
+++ Fin +++
... I'm gonna go back to sewing those lace curtains... Which does NOT have any leather, thank you Neechan. We'll work on sewing the leather stuff -later-.
So among comments about 'blow me' and other vauge rude gestures, I tell her no porn for her.
Which would have been a lovely comment if she hadn't asked if I actually was writing any.
...so then I had to write some...
So. This is NOT for Morgan-obachan, because she doesn't get any porn. Which this isn't.
Warnings for Heiji/Kaito pairing, boys kissing.
+++++
Kaito had done something to piss Koizumi off. He couldn't -think- of anything he had done recently to piss off their local sorceress, but it must have been a doozy. Of course, it could be something that he hadn't done recently as well, the red-haired girl could hold a grudge like no one's business.
Either that or she had been bored. Sometimes it was hard to tell with her.
But if he had done something, which was really the more likely of the two, --Koizumi usually turned people into fuzzy animals and did horrid things to them when she was bored-- he made a rather large mental note to Never Do It Again. Ever.
She'd switched his usual drink with something that smelled like smelled like turpentine and looked a bit like Indian ink except for the shimmery effect on the top.
-Of course, he hadn't realised this until he'd drunk half the bottle and had made out with Hakuba for a good ten minutes. The blond had stopped protesting after the first couple of minutes of Kaito sprawled on his lap and attempting to suck his tonsils out. And really, it hadn't been as horrifying of an experience as he would have thought if it hadn't been for the mortification he knew was going to feel when greeting the detective in class tomorrow.
Although he might have to ask about that trick with the tongue...
Fortunately, Aoko had broken it up before any clothing had been lost, or Kaito would never would have been allowed back in class. Unfortunately, he attempted to then kiss -her- and the broom had come out, sending him flying OUT of the classroom window. And off school premises.
And then... Then he started kissing everything in sight. Well, not -everything-, he'd had enough control to keep from kissing most inanimate objects --he'd run into the telephone pole on purpose, really-- and not to make out with the bulldog, despite the dog's best efforts. But he'd kissed quite a few people as he'd wandered down the street in a potion induced haze.
But when he kissed a guy down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine, the guy had broke his little bottle of the vile potion. And thankfully, broke the spell, or potion or what ever it was that Koizumi had cast on him on him at the same time.
Kaito had opened his eyes to find himself staring into the greenest eyes he'd ever seen. And for once, not a clue what to glib thing to say to get out of this embarrassing situation. "Uh..."
The green-eyed guy took a step back, a faint blush on his tanned cheeks. "Um. Sorry. I think I broke your bottle of..." The guy nudged the broken bottle on the ground with his foot. "... Somethin' Potion #9."
"That's okay." Kaito gave him a shaky grin. "Actually I should thank you for doing that. I, uh... kinda annoyed the local witch... and..." Could he -sound- any more lame?
The guy's eyebrows rose as he nudged the bottle again with a foot, then stepped back like he was afraid it might jump up and grab him. The potion made a burbling sound, then it and the bottle melted into nothingness, leaving no sign of it behind. "... I see." He finally commented.
"Yeah." Kaito nodded. "So, thanks."
"Welcome." The guy shrugged back, his hands tucked into his denim jacket pockets. "So. Um. Y'know a good place ta get a cup of coffee or somethin'? Ya look like you could use one."
Kaito paused, then felt a grin grow across his face. "I wouldn't argue to one. I'm Kaito, by the way."
"Heiji." The guy grinned back. He had a nice grin, Kaito noticed as he directed Heiji towards a local coffee house.
He made a mental note to piss off Koizumi more often if this was the result...
+++ Fin +++
... I'm gonna go back to sewing those lace curtains... Which does NOT have any leather, thank you Neechan. We'll work on sewing the leather stuff -later-.
