Chats with Friends are fun. And Perverted! XD

[ickaimp]

Started out as a conversation as 'Bride of Death of Rats':

Icka!: So you went to school to re-learn how to smile says:
*blinks*
>_<
Saguru in a wedding dress

MOrgan: ouch says:
*blinks along with Icka*

Ysabet: There's a ferret in my rice-paper lantern... says:
That's a scary, scary image, icka.

eq addict says:
how's this for a mental imgage
poor hakuba tied like the girl from King Kong...in the center of town and a white shadow stalks toward him

eq addict says:
finally the shadow reaches him and he screams as he is swept away

eq addict says:
all that anyone hears is "Don't worry, I have plenty of lube."

Ysabet: There's a ferret in my rice-paper lantern... says:
Nakamori: "No @#$%!! way. I'm leaving the force to sell @#$%!! insurance."

Ysabet: There's a ferret in my rice-paper lantern... says:
Kaitou Kong?

MOrgan: ouch says:
like that better than Kid Kong

eq addict says:
the Bride of the Kaitou

Ysabet: There's a ferret in my rice-paper lantern... says:
Poor Conan. He'd pass out cold at the sight.

eq addict says:
can Conan and Heiji save their fellow detective?

Ysabet: There's a ferret in my rice-paper lantern... says:
HELL NO.

eq addict says:
or will Hakuba learn what it means to be a Bride?

Ysabet: There's a ferret in my rice-paper lantern... says:
**wince**

(conversation turned to bondage gear, masterbation and teaching the correct methods there of)

Elsewhere:

Icka!: So you went to school to re-learn how to smile says:
Newscaster: And up ahead, how long will this good weather last?
Icka!: Good weather-?
David: Hmm... yes. Evidently the defintion of 'good weather' has changed.
(it's been rainy all day, still cold and cloudy)

Back to Neechan:

eq addict says:
Sir, we can't take over the boat right now

eq addict says:
why not LT?

eq addict says:
ummm...we...sir...umm

eq addict says:
spit it out LT

eq addict says:
They're having sex sir! All the men are having sex!

Ysabet: There's a ferret in my rice-paper lantern... says:
**blinkblink** Well, those subs DO get awfully boring, so I hear...

Icka!: So you went to school to re-learn how to smile says:
and they are full of semen

Ysabet: There's a ferret in my rice-paper lantern... says:
**SWATS ICKA**

Icka!: So you went to school to re-learn how to smile says:
er, sea men

tdei says:
::cackle::

Ysabet: There's a ferret in my rice-paper lantern... says:
**SWATS HER AGAIN ANYWAY**

(I'm so picked on)

eq addict says :
will send you a yummy pick of hakuba all tied up and left as bait for Kid

Ysabet: There's a ferret in my rice-paper lantern... says:
Hey, c'mon, I'm hitting y'all with a RAT PLUSHIE. It's not like it hurts!

eq addict says:
after I get icka to draw it

eq addict says:
hakuba all tied up and left out as bait for the elusive Kid

(toes?)

eq addict says:
ah naked detective, the perfect thing to draw a theif

Icka!: So you went to school to re-learn how to smile says:
.... if he's naked, how is he gonna draw the theif?

Ysabet: There's a ferret in my rice-paper lantern... says:
With his toes.