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ickaimpOne of the most disturbing and wonderful shows on NZ television is 'Pulp Sport'.
The hosts are Bill and Ben, who are, get this, National Synchronised Swimming Champs.
The show is really clever, in a stupid testosterone driven way. (Don't ask, it is.) And most importantly, it's a sport spoof.
Segments include:
Man Love Moments. Just what it sounds like. Sports guys huggging, kissing and fondling each other.
Can a Mascot- Last week was 'Get into a stadium for free?'. The answer is yes. If a second mascot distracts the security guards with shiny pom-poms so that the first mascot can climb the fence. (this was the third or fourth attempt to get in). This week was 'Get 8 Seconds?' and 'Blend in at a Knights Game?'. Nope, he fell off the bull at 4 seconds. And there's no one at a Knight's game. ~_~
'101 uses for-' various sports players. Such as the boxer, whom everyone lined up and he punched them in the arm. (#23: Punching in.) Baseball player jumps in the water (#38: Water depth tester)
Tui Sneak (Tui is a brand of beer.) Each week, they try to sneak cans of beer into a stadium. Putting the beer at the bottom of a recycling bin and putting empty bottles on top, yes. Putting the beer in an IV and dress as an escaped hosptial paitent? Nope.
there's some other ones, but I didn't catch the names.
This week they have the guy who won the US Fear Factor championships (then moved to NZ) wandering around and performing strange challenges under the title 'Pulp Factor'.
Challenge #1: Pretend to have a broken arm, go into a flower shop and try to get the sales woman to write the breakup letter for him. The letter says that he's breaking up with the girlfriend - for her mother.
Challenge #2: Go into a market and buy three times: A Porn Mag. A box of tissues. A jar of vaseline.
Challenge #3: Go to a music store, choose the Crazy Frog song, then sing allong outloud to it. (and dance)
He won their challenge. *snickers*
Random sports stars appear for random appearances, you never know who's going to show up. This week, they where having fantasies about liking various sports figures. LIKING various sports figures.
-Then one of them show up with a restrainting order, he doesn't want to appear in any more of the guy's fantasies. (they were working some clay on a pottery wheel, a la 'Ghost', with close ups of the hands.)
During the credits, they had some outtakes, evidently the clay kept trying to be shaped a little bit more phallic then they were trying for...
The hosts are Bill and Ben, who are, get this, National Synchronised Swimming Champs.
The show is really clever, in a stupid testosterone driven way. (Don't ask, it is.) And most importantly, it's a sport spoof.
Segments include:
Man Love Moments. Just what it sounds like. Sports guys huggging, kissing and fondling each other.
Can a Mascot- Last week was 'Get into a stadium for free?'. The answer is yes. If a second mascot distracts the security guards with shiny pom-poms so that the first mascot can climb the fence. (this was the third or fourth attempt to get in). This week was 'Get 8 Seconds?' and 'Blend in at a Knights Game?'. Nope, he fell off the bull at 4 seconds. And there's no one at a Knight's game. ~_~
'101 uses for-' various sports players. Such as the boxer, whom everyone lined up and he punched them in the arm. (#23: Punching in.) Baseball player jumps in the water (#38: Water depth tester)
Tui Sneak (Tui is a brand of beer.) Each week, they try to sneak cans of beer into a stadium. Putting the beer at the bottom of a recycling bin and putting empty bottles on top, yes. Putting the beer in an IV and dress as an escaped hosptial paitent? Nope.
there's some other ones, but I didn't catch the names.
This week they have the guy who won the US Fear Factor championships (then moved to NZ) wandering around and performing strange challenges under the title 'Pulp Factor'.
Challenge #1: Pretend to have a broken arm, go into a flower shop and try to get the sales woman to write the breakup letter for him. The letter says that he's breaking up with the girlfriend - for her mother.
Challenge #2: Go into a market and buy three times: A Porn Mag. A box of tissues. A jar of vaseline.
Challenge #3: Go to a music store, choose the Crazy Frog song, then sing allong outloud to it. (and dance)
He won their challenge. *snickers*
Random sports stars appear for random appearances, you never know who's going to show up. This week, they where having fantasies about liking various sports figures. LIKING various sports figures.
-Then one of them show up with a restrainting order, he doesn't want to appear in any more of the guy's fantasies. (they were working some clay on a pottery wheel, a la 'Ghost', with close ups of the hands.)
During the credits, they had some outtakes, evidently the clay kept trying to be shaped a little bit more phallic then they were trying for...
