[fic] Apologies to Terry Prachett / RIP Seamus

[ickaimp]

Where is my Brain?
Are you my Brain?
You are pink, soft and bouncy.
You are Pakkun's widdle doggie paws!
No, you are not my Brain.

It's been one of those kinds of days. >P
Commented to Ysabet that it feels odd, haven't posted any ficcage since Saterday. She made faces at me and made comments about her last chapter of Windfall.

A Due South Parody of Terry Prachett's 'Where's My Cow?', from his latest book 'Thud!' (no spoiler warning required).



Where's my Mountie?
Are you my Mountie?
You have boobs, and are obnoxious.
You are Frannie!
No, you are not my Mountie.

Where's my Mountie?
Are you my Mountie?
You tell bad jokes and have bad taste in ties.
You are Huey!
No, you are not my Mountie.

Where's my Mountie?
Are you my Mountie?
You also tell bad jokes and have bad taste in ties.
You are Dewey!
No, you are not my Mountie.

Where's my Mountie?
Are you my Mountie?
You are loud and order people around
You are Lt. Welsh!
No, you are not my Mountie.

Where's my Mountie?
Are you my Mountie?
You are also loud and order people around.
You are the Ice Queen!
No, you are not my Mountie.

Where's my Mountie?
Are you my Mountie?
You wear red and sound like a dork.
You are Turnbull!
No, you are not my Mountie.

Where's my Mountie?
Are you my Mountie?
You are threatening to kick people in the head.
Wait, that's me.
No, I am not my Mountie.

Where's my Mountie?
Are you my Mountie?
You are drooling and stealing donunts.
You are Deif!
No, you are not my Mountie.

Where's my Mountie?
Are you my Mountie?
You are big and red and polite.
You are Benton Fraser!
You are my Mountie!!!

-fin-

SCA-dians and other Tucsonians:
For those of you who know Chip and Co, their cat Seamus passed away today. He'd been having some problems since Sunday, so they took him into the vet yesterday. He had some sort of blockage in his bladder that they couldn't remove, the toxins then causing kidney damage, resulting in seizures and his heart stopping.
Chip and Co are taking it pretty hard, so send them hugs and love, okay?

Rest in Peace Seamus
The cat who not only had the personality and aura of a human, but was almost damn near the size of one.

Comments

[lil-1337.livejournal.com]

Seamus will be greatly missed!

[morgan-idril.livejournal.com]

It is so hard to lose your furred friends, Seamus we will miss you.

[poe-nui.livejournal.com]

*snickering helplessly* You have destroyed my ability to read Katie's first book (Are You My Mommy?)to her.

[ladyrois.livejournal.com]

The cat who not only had the personality and aura of a human...

But also cute and fluffy.

He is very much missed. But my parents had to put one of their kitties to sleep on Wednesday, so Seamus can keep her company, along with the many others that have gone before.

*sniff*

[elinor-dear.livejournal.com]

Poor Seamus-kitty. I'll miss the playcat.

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

Part one of response: Icka, that broke my brain. Terry Pratchett is probably somewhere in England right now, staring at his computer screen and laughing helplessly.

Part two of response: Seamus, we'll all miss you lots, you big goofball. Knowing you has been a privilege, and I wish it could have been for a longer time. Our furry kids are never with us long enough; but we're the better for having had them with us at all, always.

[katfeathers.livejournal.com]

Much condolences from I and mine, we are cat owners as well (or should I say cat-owned! ). I'd say may Seamus rest in peace, but it is more the cats way to rest in play! May your best memories overcome your grief.

[poe-nui.livejournal.com]

*whimper* Terry Pratchett WAS going to be at a local bookstore... until the landlords decided to play havoc with the rent and it closed suddenly. He's going to be out visiting Spousie's place of enslavement either this coming week, or the next. *pouts* No fair, Spousie doesn't read his books.

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

**mooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooaaaaaaannnnnn.....** I wonder if there's a shrine to TP somewhere on the net? Not a 'tribute to' shrine, a religious one-- wouldn't surprise me that he was worshipped as a god, not at all.