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[ickaimp]

And at 4:55 this morning, I was deflowered in a wild and lewd kinky threesome with Dogmatix and Mel Redcap.
It involved riding crops, a sheet, cold doggy noses and a dead mackrel.
Thank you for your attention. You may now resume your normally schedualed activities.

Comments

[mel-redcap.livejournal.com]

*waves riding crop* Muahahahaaa~! The tickling will continue until... until..... hm. Mati? What should we demand?

*twirls imaginary moustache and straightens top hat*

[tdei.livejournal.com]

O_o .......con- congratulations?;;;

When's the wedding and what sort of plunnie babies will you gals have? I assume you've picked out names? :D

[dogmatix-san.livejournal.com]

Hmmm.... there ought to be fuzzy handcuffs involved at some stage. And cookies *nods sagely*

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Eeeeeeeeeek!! No! Not that!! Anything but that!!!
*resumes clutching of sheet and screaming like a girly-girl*

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

You're not allowed to steal the fuzzy handcuffs from Hakuba.
He needs them for playing with Kuroba. ~_^
*resumes screaming like a deflowered maiden*

[mel-redcap.livejournal.com]

We haven't thought about plunnie baby names yet, though as Mati and Icka both seem to be very fertile we'll probably have a lot. And I don't think there's going to be a wedding, since I'm currently being a Snidely-type melodrama villain, and we don't marry the Beauteous Victim.

[dogmatix-san.livejournal.com]

Aw foo..... duct tape?

[bemysty.livejournal.com]

Gah! I just nearly killed my father's computer! Bad Icka!

[tdei.livejournal.com]

! ::giggly!!!:: <33333

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

What?! THEY started it!!!! *waves finger dramatically at Mati and Mel*
*grabs sheet and resumes screaming like dewy-eyed virgin*

[dogmatix-san.livejournal.com]

*checks name list* Hmmm.... Aaron? Robin? maybe Zekial... will have to think about this...
But we're not naming anyone Deuderonomy. Ever.

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

and we don't marry the Beauteous Victim.

Hey!! I PROTEST!!!!
I am not a Beauteous Victim. >P
I'm Curvacious.
*wiggles and bounces*
*resumes screaming like the heroine in a really cheesy bodice-ripper*

[dogmatix-san.livejournal.com]

You most certainly are *leers and waggles eyebrows*

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

But we're not naming anyone Deuderonomy. Ever.

What? We can't call them 'Dude' for short?
I vote for calling them Grumpy, Sleepy, Sneezy, Happy, Zappy, Slappy, Dopey, Bashful, Doc, Manny, Moe and Jack.

*resumes clutching sheet and screaming like someone wearing a frilly gown in a Monty Python skit*

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Only if we can wrestle it away from those darn jedi. ~_^

*resumes screaming like a deranged chicken being choked by an unknown assalant*

[dogmatix-san.livejournal.com]

....most of the people wearing frilly gowns in Monty Python skits are guys... something you'd like to tell us? *G*

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Why thank you. *blushes prettily*
You're not half bad there yourself. ~_^

*resumes screaming like an extra in a black & white horror flik*

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Um... I still won't respect your penis in the morning?

Oh, wait... it is morning.
Late evening, then?

*resumes screaming like a guy facing a circumcision*

[dogmatix-san.livejournal.com]

Why thank y'all right kindly ma'am. Y'all say tha nah-cest thangs. *blush*

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

T'aint nuthin but the truth, ma'am. T'aint nuthin but the truth.

*resumes screaming like someone in search of cough drops*

[sleepyhowie.livejournal.com]

O_O...eh?

Note to self: The MK/DC fandom is dangerous for housing many insanely strange people *nods*

[mel-redcap.livejournal.com]

*attempts to hoik own bosom up to a level that could rival Icka's, and sprains something.*

[mel-redcap.livejournal.com]

*checks chat log*

Oi! We did not start it! You did!

And I quote!

Dogmatix: I'm ba-aaack says: (10:28:28 PM)
   *dies* heeeeeeiiiiiiii! XD I don't want to spoil anything for you guys... dangit, I'm dying over here.

MelRedcap says: (10:28:40 PM)
   NOOOO~!

MelRedcap says: (10:28:45 PM)
   *starts CPR on Mati*

MelRedcap says: (10:28:55 PM)
   Icka! You breathe, I'll chest-squish!

Ysabet has strangely turned into an Icka!.. says: (10:29:02 PM)
   Um... okay

Ysabet has strangely turned into an Icka!.. says: (10:29:04 PM)
   Yeah, good plan

Dogmatix: I'm ba-aaack says: (10:29:16 PM)
   eeep ^.^ I'm alive, I'm alive! *G*

Ysabet has strangely turned into an Icka!.. says: (10:29:19 PM)
   Only that means I"m the one that ends up kissing her while you fondle her boobage, don't it?

MelRedcap says: (10:29:21 PM)
   No dying! No dying allowed!

Dogmatix: I'm ba-aaack says: (10:29:28 PM)
   *snerk!*

MelRedcap says: (10:29:28 PM)
   ..............






   *leer*

Dogmatix: I'm ba-aaack says: (10:29:41 PM)
   ...I can play dead, if you guys want XD

Ysabet has strangely turned into an Icka!.. says: (10:29:44 PM)
   *wraps self in blanket and snickers*

Ysabet has strangely turned into an Icka!.. says: (10:29:55 PM)
   three-some on the Mati!

Dogmatix: I'm ba-aaack says: (10:30:11 PM)
   *L* XD

MelRedcap says: (10:30:42 PM)
   *twirls imaginary moustache*


You see? You see?! ICKA started the kinky bits, and we just... um... went on from there!

Admittedly, we went on from there *enthusiastically*...


MelRedcap says: (10:30:54 PM)
   muahahahaha!

Ysabet has strangely turned into an Icka!.. says: (10:31:04 PM)
   *curls into a little ball, clutching stomach from laughing too hard*

Dogmatix: I'm ba-aaack says: (10:31:46 PM)
   *offers oxygen mask*

MelRedcap says: (10:31:56 PM)
   Icka... do *you* need CPR?

Ysabet has strangely turned into an Icka!.. says: (10:32:00 PM)
   *waves it away* Thanks, but pass...

MelRedcap says: (10:32:03 PM)
   *considers Icka's boobage.*

Ysabet has strangely turned into an Icka!.. says: (10:32:11 PM)
   *covers chest* Oh, so you WANT to fondle boobage!!!

Ysabet has strangely turned into an Icka!.. says: (10:32:23 PM)
   (*nearly falls out of chair laughing*)

MelRedcap says: (10:32:26 PM)
   Well, when it's *there*...

Ysabet has strangely turned into an Icka!.. says: (10:32:32 PM)
   *howls*

MelRedcap says: (10:32:36 PM)
   and hey! mine is, um, burgeoning!

MelRedcap says: (10:32:42 PM)
   *bounces at Icka*

Ysabet has strangely turned into an Icka!.. says: (10:32:52 PM)
   Ha! You can't distract me with your.. um...

Dogmatix: I'm ba-aaack says: (10:32:54 PM)
   *pokes self* I'm not exactly flat-chested....

Ysabet has strangely turned into an Icka!.. says: (10:33:00 PM)
   ....
   what was I saying again?


We kind of... enhance each other's senses of humour. Yeah. 'Enhance' is a good word.

[mel-redcap.livejournal.com]

*supplies cough drops, and then continues tickling*

[soc_puppet]

Mmmm... Yuri RPS...