Conversations this week with my brothers

*Sean points up at the sky, then at the ground*
Sean: "Father Sky... Mother Earth... Both assholes."
Icka!: "Is that an Old Wise Indian saying?"
Sean: "Yes, yes it is."
(Sean's part native american)

Sean: "Yay! We're home! Time to start One Piece!"
Ian: "You know what I find amusing? Here we are, three grown adults, excited to rush home so we can watch cartoons."
Icka!: "One for six year old Japanese boys no less."
Sean: "Hurry up and get inside so we can start the DVD."
Icka! & Ian: "Coming!"

*Icka! walks through the front door*
Sean: "YOU CAN'T HAVE MY MEAT!!"
Icka!: "-I DON'T WANT YOUR MEAT!!"
Sean: "Good, cause I made pork, and you're allergic."

Icka!: "I finished the 'Thriller Bark' arc today. You know the end part with Kuma, and Zoro taking Luffy's pain?"
Sean: "'Nothing happened'."
Icka!: "Exactly. But I kinda had an evil thought while reading it."
Icka!: "If Zoro took all of Luffy's pain and grief, can Zoro now say he has a part of Luffy inside of him-?"
Sean: ".... Where's a cat? So I can throw it at you?"

Ian: "You know what I like about Zoro? Dude's fighting in the middle of the desert and still manages to get himself lost in a jungle."