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I'm way out in Vail this week, petsitting. But it made me think of my top three favourite instructions from various households.
3: "This is where all the flamable stuff is. Burn as much of the incense as you like, just don't burn the house down."
2: "Here's where the gun is. It's loaded, just in case."
1: "Sex toys are in the bottom drawer of the dresser."
(while 'sitting, I don't open doors or drawers that are closed. It's just an occ privacy thing of mine. Without them telling me this I would have never known.)
3: "This is where all the flamable stuff is. Burn as much of the incense as you like, just don't burn the house down."
2: "Here's where the gun is. It's loaded, just in case."
1: "Sex toys are in the bottom drawer of the dresser."
(while 'sitting, I don't open doors or drawers that are closed. It's just an occ privacy thing of mine. Without them telling me this I would have never known.)
