How I spent my 4th of July

So here it is, a month later, and I realised I still haven't shred this story.

... I spent it locked out of the house I was watching for 13 hours.

Insert snorts and laughter here.

Now, I had PLANS. Several plans. After the initial 'well, crap' moment, I took stock of what I had.

A bowl full of half-eaten dinner.
A spoon.
And an iphone that doesn't make phone calls.

From there, it was the PLANS. ( Six Plans Total. )

Honestly, I think this is what I get for declaring myself anti-social. ^^;;