The questions that keep us awake at night...

*Watching GI Joe Commercial*
MOrgan: That's starting to look like a lot of fun.
Icka!: Yeah. Don't think there's gonna be much of a plot, but effects should be awesome.
Sean: It's GI JOE. What plot is there? Bad guys blow stuff up, Joe runs in, they fight, bad guys run away.
Icka!: Joe runs in, foils plot, bad guy runs away.
Sean: True. Now what I want to know is if those accelerator suits have codpieces or bladder packs.
Icka!: What?
Sean: It's the most important question on a suit like that! How do you pee?
Icka!: .... Okay, true. But what about poop?
Sean: You can hold it.
Icka!: And if they get the runs?
Sean: If you've got the runs, you have no business putting on a suit like that.
Icka!: Yeah but sometimes you get a delay on the runs. It doesn't strike right away.
Sean: ....
Sean: In that case, if you've got the runs, you are shit outta luck.