Thus Far this Evening:

We have had:
- Monkey Balls and the problems and deaths there of
- Cats that are fucking nuts (possibly literally)
- Chest nuts over an open fire
- Plotting death via projectile watermelon flying from extra sized bra
- Changing name to 'Fights with Clothing'
- Brendan Fraser in black leather on a motorcycle solves everything!
- Fighting Doctor Bad Porn with Monkey Balls
- Sitting on Sewing Needles is a Pain in the Arse
- Kitty farts that smell like sulphur (not to be confused with ancient Persians using sulfur dioxide gas as chemical warfare)

G'NIGHT EVERYBODY!