Letter to FFVII / Yay Abridged!

Dear Final Fantasy VII,

After watching Advent Children, Reminiscence of FFVII and Last Order, it has come to our attention that Cloud is a Wanker.

It's his fault that Sephiroth went nutso.

So therefore, we reject your canon reality and insert ciceqi and chibirisuchan's fandom reality instead.

Also, Tifa's boobs are deflating.

Woe.

No hugs and kisses,

-Icka!.

P.S.: What is up with Cloud's hair? Is he forgetting to bleach it in Advent Children or what?
P.P.S: Or are the bleach fumes getting to him?
P.P.P.S: That would explain Sephiroth, wouldn't it?
P.P.P.P.S: .... nevermind...

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Something completely different, littlekuriboh just posted three new episodes of the Abridged Series as well as a full-length Abridged Movie that is made of BRAIN BREAKY GOODNESS.
Yay!!! ^________^