Vomiting Projectile Cats, Take Two (different hemisphere)

*Cat makes Hurking sound*
*Icka! Scrambles to reach cat before cat barfs*
*Cat barfs entire large solid puddle of food on to rug*
*Ysabet throws a roll of paper towels into the living room, she's cooking*
Ysabet: Here ya go, paper towels!!
Icka!: We're gonna need scoop! A SCOOP!!!!
*Cat makes Hurking sound*
*Icka! and Ysabet Scream*
*Icka! Picks up cat and scrambles towards the back door to get the cat outside*
*Back door is locked. Icka scrabbles with the lock, gets door open, tosses cat outside*
*Cat skulks off in a huff*
*Icka! stands there and laughs*
*Maniacal laughing scream as Icka! realises that she is standing in a pile of cat vomit*
*Icka! sits down in the middle of the kitchen and laughs*
*MOrgan kicks at Icka! and Ysabet threatens to cut off her hair*
*Icka! falls over, curls into a ball and laughs*

MOrgan, bless her pervy soul, cleaned up the big pile of vomit, I got the stuff I was standing in.
I must have laughed for a good ten minutes, laughed so hard I thought -I- was gonna vomit...

impfics: The Winged Serpent, FMA sequel to 'That Blasted Red Stone'