Watching Boston Legal. Again.

"We drink, we smoke."
"I'm unfaithful."
"Not to me."
"Never to you."
"No."
"Who are we?"
"Denny Crane."
"Alan Shore."
"Leaders of Men."
"-With Bulls-eyes on our asses."

....

Can I say that those two are -completely- gay for each other in a totally non-sexual way without getting hit?