New Year's Resolution

In the year I resolve to: Make the FBI's most wanted list. Get your resolution here

Hot damn, I knew I was a member of the Black Ops. ^__^
.... either that or in my sleep I really am a Kaitou... o_O

In the year I resolve to: Give myself an anal probe. Get your resolution here

Um... does this mean I get caught? 0_o. Just a thought...

Two News Reports that Should Not Go Together.

First News Report:
Massive Massacres, Torture, Death, lots of blood, pain, gore and dismemberment.

Second News Report:
Choosing a good sasuage for the holydays!

So... just what are these sasuages made of again?
Geh.