[fic] Kaito's Fairey Tales: Horse White / Saint talk

tdei drew us art!!! Lookie!! XD *bounces!!*

Ysabet and I got into a conversation today about Saints (started reading the Brother Cadfile mysteries) about we wouldn't wanna be one. Take St. Lawrence for instance... He's in charge of money for his church, then head of his church after some executions cause Christianity is under prosecution. He refuses, makes some glib comments and is ordered to be executed. So as he's being roasted to death on a gridiron (no, not the football kind), he makes a comment about the meat being almost done, just flip him and eat him.
So then he gets up to heaven and informed that guess what? You're now the Patron Saint of Cooks!
... like he's really gonna wanna see another one of THOSE any time soon... ~_~

The Patron Saint of Thieves is St. Nicholas by the way. Better known as Santa Claus. Although he's to try to reform them, not help them steal. I can't find one for Detectives.

Speaking of Saints, we may have to fic this one... ^^;;

And now... Crack Fic!! Which has nothing at all to do with the above!

( the princess sulked in his big flouncy dress, looking marvelously ravishing as he did so )

(crossposted on manycases1truth)