Weekend Anime Group

Naruto:
"Un-happy bondage fox."
(this is as compared to Abe no Semei in 'Onmyoji', who is a Happy Bondage Fox.)

Bleach
"Oh, no... not -HIM-!!!"

Ah! My Goddess!
"Boobage!"
"Y'know, maybe it's a good thing that Keichi doesn't have a spine after all..."
"Death by clevage!!!"

Trinity Blood
"What the fu-?! He's got WINGS?! Where the hell did those come from?!"
(for those curious about the series, s'kinda like Vash the Stampede meets Hellsing in the future. Which makes sense, it's by the same people who did Hellsing. Good graphics and music, but we're kinda waiting for the plot to pick up a bit.)

Tsubasa
"Funky ears, minus points."
"Awful evil laugh. Minus points."
"Y'know what happens when you get too many minus points? You die. ^__^"
"Mustache that goes below the chin. Minus points."
"Caressing source of power. Minus points."
"Source of power larger than your balls. Minus points."

Or as William put it:
"Bad moustache trim - $50
Evil Overlord Laughter Classes - $200
Ablity to fondle your fondle your power source which is larger than your balls - Priceless."

About Monoka's habit of perching on people:
"I hope that thing doesn't crap on his head."

Random:
Is it Yaoi? Or is it Memorex?