[meme] That Name Thing

Stolen From Meg

If You Call Me...

Jessica - Not a clue who you are. You're a doctor or some sort of office person looking at records. Will not be responded to because you're prolly looking for that other girl who's turning and waving....

JESSICA C******!!!! - You're my Step-mom Gigi and I obvoiously just FUBAR'd which means I'm looking guilty and scrambling for the nearest exit. Usually proceeded by at least a couple of my siblings/niece/nephew/father/pets/all of the above's names. *snerks*

Jess - Family, family friends, co-workers and classmates. Name I grew up with.

Twit - My youngest sister. Hi, Brat.

J-Jessie - Biological Mother-Rip your icy bony hands off and shove them in your pale colourless eyesockets, you miseriable soul-sucking bitch. die.

Yessie - Spanish-speaking co-workers at my old job. ^__^

Icka - Friends, on-line, Voices in my head.

Ik / Iks - Friends from my Ghostbuster days. Voices in my head.

Squid - Neechan! ^__^

Imp - We knew you in college, didn't we? I was the one wandering around wearing horns and usually covered in charcoal or colour pastels dust. Yeah, Art major, how'd you guess?

Hmm... come to think of it, we're not very creative with nicknames, are we?

Anyway, will be out of town for the next half week or so, dunno exactly when we'll be back. Then we get to panic about leaving for Japan. ^______^