Dammit, it's a Monday.

Okay, just to clear the air...
The Hakuba in Handcuffs fic was specifically written for the YaoiCon fanfic mag.
Meaning I cannot post it on-line like we do for my other stories. If you wanna see it, get the mag. (which is why we can't post it. If you can get it on-line for free, why would you get the mag? ~_^ )
Not everyone on my friends list can see it either, only the few people who asked beta it several months ago can, because dammit I'm not comfortable writing anything past light teasing and really wanted their opinions.
Sorry.

And the random observation of the day:
Guy walking past wearing a shirt that said "Cabbages and Condoms"

[fic] Duklyon: Anything Else

Cause that 'Hey There Sweet Cheeks' line is just really disturbing.

( Anything Else )

... remember my crack on Friday about "Where are we? Why is it hot? Is this a handbasket?"

Double it. *snarls and hisses in outrage*

Work Rant

Try not to rant about work too much, but occasionally venting is good.
Okay. Work is slow. Dangerously so.
Their solution: Fire the higest paid person in the Art Dept. (which is often refered to as 'The Heart of the Operation, because we're the bottleneck. If it don't go thru us, it don't get done) who happened to be my Supervisor. Who has been there the longest, knows what's going on and actually does layouts.
Then Hire New Supervisor.
Who doesn't know jack shyte Anything.
Then tell the remaining people to train the new person in how to do layouts, managing orders, etc etc. But treat him with the proper respect that is due a superior.
As well as continue the same rate of productivty, minus one person.

And this is Sound Business Sense.

On top of which, the central computer, which we're required to save our work on, went down for several hours today for transfering. Or at the very least were then told not to save on it, which pretty much kills our department.
New guy then gets mad at us when we pull out cards to kill some time until we can do orders again.
... the same new guy who has yet to do any orders of his own, because he's too busy chatting with other people and checking e-mail to figure out the programs. ¬_¬

And it's our fault for the factory being dead because the computers were down for half a day. Reguardless of the fact we figured out how to get around some of the problem TO do work, without our "Supervisor's" help.

Lovely.

At this point, don't even care if my next job isn't Graphics/CAD oriented. Just so long as it's something new.

how the heck do I find myself reading these? o.O

'-and swept her helplessly into the darkened interior of Club Victoria, where the men were real men and so were the women.'
"Love Machine" By Christine Morgan

... It has just dawned on me that reading plots involving dressing in drag, strip clubs, cakes and non-humans getting drunker than skunks just before bed is not a good thing

Because is plunnie breeding time.

And according to the Voices check-list, we still have yet to get Hakuba and Shin'ichi in drag.
... they'd also like to see Loki (either form) in drag as well, because of his fastination with large poofy bows and the fact that that frock should double as a dress.
They also think Hemu would do a damn good Victoria Lake/Jessica Rabbit impression. If he bothered to brush his hair.

And I think they're off their nutter, but that's another story entirely. ^_^;;