[snippets] We are making an effort to use Haibara and Conan more often

Quickie: Shin'ichi should really know better than to argue with females.

Haibara sniffed. "I never make mistakes."

"Ever?" Conan raised an eyebrow, the sarcasm practically oozing from his posture.

"Well..." She deliberated. "I thought I had made a mistake once, but I was wrong."

Conan fell over.

****

“Hakuba.” The magician stood in front of the detective’s desk solemnly. “I want you to promise me something.”

Hakuba raised an eyebrow. “Promise you what?”

“Never EVER say ‘Bugger the Kid’.”

Said eyebrow rise higher. “I take there is a reason behind this-?”

“I just overheard the girls talking by Keiko’s desk.” He looked slightly disturbed. “They’re placing odds.”

“So?” Hakuba pointed. “Their betting has never bothered you before.”

“They’re helping Koizumi come up with witty retorts if you do.”

The blond’s eyes widened a bit. Anything the sorceress came up with would be A: Bad, B: Disturbing, C: Embarrassing or D: All of the above. “You have my solemn oath.”

“Thank you.”

FEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Hey, Ann! Mental pic for you!
Drunk!Hakuba making up bad limericks. Hee hee hee

Hakuba: There once was a Kaitou...
Kuroba: Noo... we're not going there, Hakuba.

Plus side, finally found the lyrics to the song Kaito mentions he's not gonna sing. Orginally heard it off of Alex Beaton's 'Daft Ditties' Album yeeeeeeeears ago, but evidently it's a Shel Silverstien poem. ^^;;

*sings* and roll your leg over, and roll your leg over, and roll your leg over, it’s better that way...

Oh! *bounces* Found a fishie on the way home! Was in the middle of a crosswalk.
Is a plastic fish, but it looks real! Doesn't squeak tho.
Gonna tie it to the front of my bike and name it 'Bert'. *nods*