Ferret Baiting

[ickaimp]

Nobody Respects My Penis. ;_;

Comments

[sapphirus.livejournal.com]

... o_o

....*worships your penis* xD;

[cornucopian.livejournal.com]

*gives your penis a cookie?*

Mew?

[iori-baine.livejournal.com]

...

Okay, what brought that up?

*gives your penis a blue ribbon*

Re: Mew?

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Okay, what brought that UP?

Ysabet. ~_^

She said it, not me. ^___________________^

[uaekiwi.livejournal.com]

I was about to say, is there something you haven't told me about yet, and perhaps should have?

Re: Mew?

[poe-nui.livejournal.com]

O-kay... not certain that is any better...

*backs away slowly and FLEES*

PENIS.

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

OKAY, NOW..... WE ARE GOING TO CLEAR THIS UP. What I actually SAID was, "Nobody respects my GENIUS." However, this got "rearranged" by my beloved friends, who are soon to find dead rats in all their beds if I have any say in the matter.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........

Re: Mew?

[acechan.livejournal.com]

Aww, and here I was just thinking you'd gotten one penis-enlargement spam too many.

Huzzah for Icka's penis! (...my, that sounded wrong...)

Re: PENIS.

[poe-nui.livejournal.com]

*snickersnort* BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

Nyah-nyah. ... HRH wouldn't have a problem with the gift; Spousie, on the other hand, would be vocally unhappy. *snerk*

Re: Mew?

[sleepyhowie.livejournal.com]

*blink blink*

It's rather discouraging to see some of your fave fanfic authors having abnormal behaviors o_o...

[girl-starfish.livejournal.com]

New Zealander! *pounces*

Riiiiight...

[calger459.livejournal.com]

LOL, I'm glad Ysabet explained that! 'Cause I didn't realize either of you had a penis. Got the impression you were female, you see ;) Glad I wasn't mistaken! Hehe *sneaks away*

Re: PENIS.

[tinitinytina.livejournal.com]

*howls with laughter*

That makes so much more sense. *dies laughing*

[uaekiwi.livejournal.com]

*blinks, picks self up from floor*

You mean I'm not the only one here? ;-)

I should warn you that Icka got to me first - further pouncing may require her approval ;-).

[girl-starfish.livejournal.com]

I consider myself warned then. ^_^

Where are you from?

[bemysty.livejournal.com]

Maybe because it's sitting on a shelf?

Re: Riiiiight...

[kasuchi]

As far as I can tell, Icka is a girl. Unless she's a really pretty man, all her self portraits indicate her femininity.

Remember that octopus!Icka one?

[uaekiwi.livejournal.com]

"Home" is Christchurch, though its been a few years since I can say I've really lived there. Yourself?

[dagronrat.livejournal.com]

I'm only half kiwi, but yeay^^ anyway!
%huddles in and talks without caring if anyone listens%
My mom grew up not far from Christchurch (Timaru I believe?)
She hasn't lived there since she was 18 though -.- (But I still got to spend a few christmas there with my cousins and nana^^)
%reads ysabet's explanation underneath%
What a farce the genius-penis :cp
Awh well, I guess not everyone understands a genius...-_^
Care to take the rat off my name? I'll even kill it for you! I've been trying to get rid of it but Dagron was already taken-.-

O_O

[poe-nui.livejournal.com]

Please tell me it isn't Hello Kitty... *bangs head on desk*

Re: O_O

[yanagi-sen.livejournal.com]

I've seen it for sale on ebay before... Honest... ask Kiki (since she gave me the link)

Re: PENIS.

[elinor-dear.livejournal.com]

"WE ARE GOING TO CLEAR THIS UP."

*whispers* You know there's a cream for that sort of thing.

[girl-starfish.livejournal.com]

Coincidence! I'm Cantabrian by default, I guess, grew up in Nelson, family moved to Culverden, went to Uni and flatted in Christchurch for 4 years before moving to Japan last year.

Small world, huh?

[girl-starfish.livejournal.com]

My cousin used to live in Timaru, so we used to visit all the time ^_^ Great place. Good fish and chips.

Re: PENIS.

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

Yes, Elinor, so there is. And there's therapy for people who worry about the existance of non-existant penises. Preferably in a padded cell. With Dead Rats in it.

Re: Riiiiight...

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

NO PENIS. I PROMISE YOU. Nope, no penis here... and if I *DID* have one, it would be neatly stuffed and preserved on a shelf inside a glass case, because I would have removed it from my ex-husband's pathetic carcass with a machete.

Ahem. There!

Re: Riiiiight...

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

Oh, and Icka's female too! **grin** Or a good friend of ours named David sure hopes she is.....

Re: Riiiiight...

[uaekiwi.livejournal.com]

Well, you saw what happened the evening before I left town... Ok, so we didn't go that far, but let's just say that the question of Icka's femininity is not one that is keeping me awake at night.

Now, the matter of whether or not she respects my... ummm... genius, is another question... ;-) ;-) ;-)

David *now ducking for cover*

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

I was about to say, is there something you haven't told me about yet, and perhaps should have?

*laughs* Nope nope nope... 'fraid I don't have one of those. ^___^

Re: Riiiiight...

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Yes, I respect your Genius. ~_^
Still don't Respect Ysabet's Penis however. ;b

Considering the size of my... bumpers, yes, I'm considered female. *blows raspberry*
Will not argue the bishi comments however. ^___________^ *howls and wanders off*