[fanfic] DC: The Heiji Factor
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ickaimpVoices side converstation while ficcing:
Hey... what if Heiji was Shin'ichi's Twin Star?
Like X?
Dude! The World's gonna end!!!
Which one's Fuuma?
Hattori, obviously. Shin'ichi's the all uke-ish one.
Yeah, but Heiji's the one that ends up all bloody and such.
Hmmm....
*Icka coughs and sputters* o_O
There was also a conversation about if Hattori was the Detective of the West, Kudo's the Detective of the East, does that make Hakuba the Detective of the North? (<-- play on words, North/Norsemen, I.E. Vikings, who raided Britain)
Then they started wondering if that meant that Kuroba was from the South, and it disolved into an elemental discussion and I went back to typing.
Slight Spoilers for Movie 7 (like you didn't know it would happen once we saw the movie. ¬_¬ )
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"Er..." Conan as he glanced at Haibara, who had a scary expression on her face. It wasn't one that most people would
consider as a scary expression as it bore much resemblance to her normal blank expression, but to him, it was
terrifying.
It meant that she had something fiendishly scientific stuffed up her sleeve that she couldn't wait to track down.
This usually meant much poking and prodding and sharp pointy objects inserted into the body.
"... Can I help you?" He ventured weakly.
"I require your assistance in capturing Hattori Heiji." She explained, a mallet, butterfly net and a coil of rope attached to
her back.
"Hattori?!" He was a bit relieved to realise that it wasn't his blood she was after today, but at the same time he was
rather alarmed. He was rather fond of the Detective of the West and would prefer to stay in the Kansai Detective's good
graces. For one thing, Hattori could drop kick him a considerable distance. And considering Hattori's temper, it wasn't
exactly as farfetched a concept as it sounded. "Why?"
A rapacious smile escaped her mask, eyes glinting with a predatory gleam. "Surely you've noticed his more...
masochistic tendencies, Kudo."
Masochistic tendencies? He gave her a blank look. "You mean his habit of getting injured?"
She looked amused at his choice of words and he found himself reviewing the injuries he knew Hattori had sustained.
A cancelled duel with Okita Soushi because of a cut on his neck that wouldn't stop bleeding, crashed his bike chasing the Kid, stabbed in the hand by Kazuha, shot in the gut by a suspect, which he had then carried both of them out of the burning building with, hit over the head with a pipe and knocked into the ocean, then most recently on their trip to Kyoto, cut on the forehead with a katana and sliced in the shoulder with a poisoned blade.
In fact, it seemed like almost every other time they met, Hattori ended up bruised or bloody. And he never seemed to
mind either. Hattori would just sleep for a while, then be just as energetic as ever, his injuries not slowing him down a
bit. Well, except for the time with the poison, he'd passed out a couple of times, and then he was fine. You couldn't
even see the cut on his forehead after the last time he'd lost consciousness.
... Like it had completely healed...
"You think that Hattori has an accelerated healing ability?" He mused out loud, one eyebrow arching up as he
pondered..
Haibara smirked back. "Saa..." She replied innocently. "But it bears further investigation, would you agree?"
Conan thought about it for a moment. Then he thought about Hattori's temper. And then he thought about it some more.
Finally he pulled out his cellphone and dialled a number.
"Hello, Ran-neechan? Can I stay at Agasa-hakase's the next couple of days-?"
Haibara smirked in triumph.
-fin-
they're gonna grab Heiji, tie him up and use him for scientific experimentation. mwuahahahaaaa >D
This feels like there should be more to it... but that's all we got. Ah, well.
Hey... what if Heiji was Shin'ichi's Twin Star?
Like X?
Dude! The World's gonna end!!!
Which one's Fuuma?
Hattori, obviously. Shin'ichi's the all uke-ish one.
Yeah, but Heiji's the one that ends up all bloody and such.
Hmmm....
*Icka coughs and sputters* o_O
There was also a conversation about if Hattori was the Detective of the West, Kudo's the Detective of the East, does that make Hakuba the Detective of the North? (<-- play on words, North/Norsemen, I.E. Vikings, who raided Britain)
Then they started wondering if that meant that Kuroba was from the South, and it disolved into an elemental discussion and I went back to typing.
Slight Spoilers for Movie 7 (like you didn't know it would happen once we saw the movie. ¬_¬ )
+++
"Er..." Conan as he glanced at Haibara, who had a scary expression on her face. It wasn't one that most people would
consider as a scary expression as it bore much resemblance to her normal blank expression, but to him, it was
terrifying.
It meant that she had something fiendishly scientific stuffed up her sleeve that she couldn't wait to track down.
This usually meant much poking and prodding and sharp pointy objects inserted into the body.
"... Can I help you?" He ventured weakly.
"I require your assistance in capturing Hattori Heiji." She explained, a mallet, butterfly net and a coil of rope attached to
her back.
"Hattori?!" He was a bit relieved to realise that it wasn't his blood she was after today, but at the same time he was
rather alarmed. He was rather fond of the Detective of the West and would prefer to stay in the Kansai Detective's good
graces. For one thing, Hattori could drop kick him a considerable distance. And considering Hattori's temper, it wasn't
exactly as farfetched a concept as it sounded. "Why?"
A rapacious smile escaped her mask, eyes glinting with a predatory gleam. "Surely you've noticed his more...
masochistic tendencies, Kudo."
Masochistic tendencies? He gave her a blank look. "You mean his habit of getting injured?"
She looked amused at his choice of words and he found himself reviewing the injuries he knew Hattori had sustained.
A cancelled duel with Okita Soushi because of a cut on his neck that wouldn't stop bleeding, crashed his bike chasing the Kid, stabbed in the hand by Kazuha, shot in the gut by a suspect, which he had then carried both of them out of the burning building with, hit over the head with a pipe and knocked into the ocean, then most recently on their trip to Kyoto, cut on the forehead with a katana and sliced in the shoulder with a poisoned blade.
In fact, it seemed like almost every other time they met, Hattori ended up bruised or bloody. And he never seemed to
mind either. Hattori would just sleep for a while, then be just as energetic as ever, his injuries not slowing him down a
bit. Well, except for the time with the poison, he'd passed out a couple of times, and then he was fine. You couldn't
even see the cut on his forehead after the last time he'd lost consciousness.
... Like it had completely healed...
"You think that Hattori has an accelerated healing ability?" He mused out loud, one eyebrow arching up as he
pondered..
Haibara smirked back. "Saa..." She replied innocently. "But it bears further investigation, would you agree?"
Conan thought about it for a moment. Then he thought about Hattori's temper. And then he thought about it some more.
Finally he pulled out his cellphone and dialled a number.
"Hello, Ran-neechan? Can I stay at Agasa-hakase's the next couple of days-?"
Haibara smirked in triumph.
-fin-
they're gonna grab Heiji, tie him up and use him for scientific experimentation. mwuahahahaaaa >D
This feels like there should be more to it... but that's all we got. Ah, well.
