[fic] MK: Fun with Blushes

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lazulisong Requested that people "send gay. And booze. And love"
And then ysabet made a comment about fair-skinned blonds blushing nicely and, well, Yeah.

So Gay and Love and Blushes to everyone who needs them. ((GLOMPS!)) Y'all can go somewhere else for the booze, sorry. *makes a face* blech.



"He's blushing!"

"I am not!" Hakuba turned a brighter shade of pink.

"He is too!" Aoko squealed, delighted.

"I am not!"

"I wonder how red he can turn?" Akako mused out loud. "Pale skin can be such a curse..."

Hakuba muttered something unprintable under his breath as the blush spread further across his face in embarrassment.

Kaito hooted with enjoyment. "Hakuba! The Amazing Walking Tomato!!"

The blush spread to his ears, dying them pink as well. "Sh-shut up!" He growled, fumbling for composure.

“Would you rather it be the ‘Amazing Walking Cherry’?”

“Ack.”

"Wow..." Aoko breathed, holding up the mass of plant life that started the whole mess. "He's almost as red as the holly berries."

"No, no, you're not holding it in the right place." Kaito smirked. "You're supposed to hold that ABOVE his head."

The pinkish blush turned pale red, causing his pale blond hair to stand out even more.

"But if I do that then..." Aoko turned a bit pink as well.

Akako smirked. "Who ever thought of it has to do it!" She sing-sang cheerfully.

Hakuba's eyes went wide, the blush deepening further as he let out a small strangled 'meep'.

Kaito blinked in surprise.

Aoko shrugged and held the mistletoe over Hakuba's head, casually blocking any retreat he would have made. "Like that?"

"Exactly." Akako purred, a cat-in-the-cream grin on her face

Hakuba went from red to scarlet, the back of his neck joining the red brigade. "Y-you wouldn't."

The girls looked expectantly at Kaito, whose expression had slipped into a Poker-face like mask. "His face would explode." He said thoughtfully.

"...erk"

"Or he'll pass out." Akako agreed too cheerfully. "Wanna see which one he does?"

Aoko giggled. "This is fun!" She informed the other girl, who nodded her agreement.

Kaito rolled his eyes, then leaned forward and gave Hakuba a grin. "Just pretend you're in France." He said cheerfully.

Hakuba gave him a wary look,

The magician grinned and gave him a peck on the cheek, much to the girls amusement. Hakuba went from scarlet to supernova.

"That's NOT how they kiss in France." He muttered darkly, his eyebrows coming down in a scowl as he attempted once more to regain what little remained of shattered composure, his face still glowing an unearthly shade of red.

"It's your own fault." Kaito informed him cheerfully. "For bringing mistletoe to school."

Akako grinned at Aoko. "How long do you think he'll keep the blush?"

-fin-

I dunno... is really really late.