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Icka!: Incense is best says:
Hakuba: That's it! I'm locking you in the family Torture chamber!
Kaito: Your family has a torture chamber?
Hakuba: Yes.
*Drags Kaito off*
*Opens a door and pushes Kaito inside*
Kaito: ....
Kaito: It's a room.
Hakuba: Yes.
Kaito: Full of clocks.
Hakuba: Yes.
Kaito: Your family is obbessed with time, aren't they?
Hakuba: What was your first clue?
Kaito: Okay, so explain this... HOW is it a torture chamber?
Hakuba: Hear the ticking?
Kaito: Clearly.
Hakuba: Good. You can sit here and listen to it for the next 15 mintues.
Kaito: I know I'm gonna dread the answer, but what happens after 15 minutes?
Hakuba: It's the top of the hour.
Kaito: ....
Hakuba: And they ALL go off.
Kaito: Your family is very sick and twisted, y'know that?
Icka!: Stop me before I fic again says:
Hakuba: Quiet, or I shall mallet you over the head with a stuffed flamingo.
Kaito: ....
Katio: Okay, now I just wanna make noise just to see you do that...
Revenge is a dish best served with chocolate sauce
Hakuba: You rotten son of a...
Kaito: What did _I_ do?
Hakuba: SOMEONE changed EVERY SINGLE CLOCK in my house to a different time!
Kaito: That is not true.
Hakuba: Oh isn't it?
Kaito: _Someone_ changed every single clock in your house to a different _time zone_.
*Hakuba's pocket watch goes off*
Kaito: Oooh! It's lunchtime in New Zealand!
Hakuba: I'm going to KILL you!
Re: Revenge is a dish best served with chocolate sauce
::points to her icon:: It Just Makes Sense, in a nutty sort of way.
Re: Revenge is a dish best served with chocolate sauce AND SPRINKLES!!
So if Hakuba's pocketwatch is going off for lunch in New Zealand, it's 8am Tokyo time.
... and about 3pm the previous day in my time zone... ~_~
Hmmm... Chocolate. One of Kaito's favourite things...
Chocolate covered Hakuba. XD
Frances Marie: Would that make him a Chocolate Covered Dork?
Dangit, now I'm gonna be snickering over that the rest of the day. ^^;; *chuckles*
Shin'ichi's family would have death by books. ~_^
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If Hakuba's family has a Time Torture Chamber, what does Shinichi's family have, I wonder.
Duct tape the person to a chair, have a murder happen in front of them every hour and watch them squirm as Mouri fumbles the investigation every single time?
...I'll leave the ideas to you, Icka-san...
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I like Icka's "death by books" idea, but another option occurs to me:
Shinichi: And then Holmes says...
Yusaku: And what about when Holmes does...
Yukiko: It's a bit like in Sherlock Holmes where...
Heiji: LET ME OUTTTT!!!!
Poor Heiji
... and then the guy drops a couple of bookshelves on Yuugi. ~_~
Shin'ichi: Kudo Family Serect Assasination Attack! Death by Paper Cut!
Heiji: Oh, yeah? Hattori Family Takoyaki Counter Strike! *whaps opponent over the head with a Takoyaki pan*
Too much Naruto. ^^;; *Wanders off now*
Clockworth Death
I *am* a bad influence, aren't I? You should've seen what happened when I taught some of the OTHER nephews to eat cranberry sauce with a straw.....
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