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Icka! M. Chif ([personal profile] ickaimp) wrote2005-06-16 06:24 pm
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[drabble] TGZ: Cliché / Icka being pervy about fish



“I don’t want to say it.” Saguru leaned against Kaito slightly, facing away from the crowd.

Kaito eyed the restless crowd. “You have to.” He hissed back. “You’re the detective who figured everything out.”

Saguru growled, an embarrased sound deep in the back of his throat. “But… it’s so cliché…”

“Saguru-kun.”

“I know, I know.” The detective sighed, then straightened, adopting a formal attitude as he turned and faced the gathered suspects and officers.

“Ms. White did it.” Saguru announced stiffly. “In the Dining Room. With the candlestick.”

“At least you didn’t say the butler did it.” Kaito muttered softly.

Fin.



Yesterday:
Ysabet: The new guppies are Purple Dragon Guppies.
Icka!: Well, Dragon in Japanese is 'Ryuu'. You could name the other one 'Kyuu'!
Ysabet: Which one would be Kyuu and which one would be Ryuu?
Icka!: The one on the bottom would be Kyuu.
Ysabet: ICKA!!!
*Icka eeps*


Detective Academy Q reference, for those who aren't familiar.
... the scary part (I hadn't really taken a look at them at the time) is that the Male is the same colour as Ryuu's blue-violet hair and the female is black and white like Kyuu's hair. So Kyuu would be on the bottom anyway. o_O
Ysabet comments that A: she's not sure that fish would have a top or a bottom and B: Kyuu (in the series) can't swim.
Hey, Mati? Remember that discussion about Kyuu? *waggles eyebrows and leers*

Today:
Ysabet: THE SHRIMP HAVE BEEN RELEASED INTO THE ENVIROMENT!!!
Icka!: Oooo!!! You HAVE to name them Conan and Yaiba!!!
Ysabet: That's what I was just thinking!!! :D
Ysabet: ... Yaiba's the one missing a limb. He sliced it clean off.

[identity profile] skyechan.livejournal.com 2005-06-17 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Poor Hakuba. xD;;

[identity profile] ickaimp.livejournal.com 2005-06-17 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
He's so easy. Really he is. *pats Hakuba on the head*

*spluttersnickersnort*

[identity profile] poe-nui.livejournal.com 2005-06-17 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Ooooh, poor poor Hakuba. *snicker*

With names like that, I wonder if the guppies are going to become exceedingly verbal, like Mel's... *snickers*

[identity profile] gracie-musica.livejournal.com 2005-06-17 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
“Ms. White did it.” Saguru announced stiffly. “In the Dining Room. With the candlestick.”

“At least you didn’t say the butler did it.” Kaito muttered softly.


:: giggles madly :: I just had a Clue flash... A black and white card popping up and going, "Or it could have ended like this..."

And Saguru chasing Kaito around for stealing the candlesticks.

[identity profile] jeva-chan.livejournal.com 2005-06-17 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Oooh...the last image could have so many connotations...>.o;;; I blame Icka and her group...they corrupted me with Kaito and Haku-chan without knowing me!

[identity profile] ickaimp.livejournal.com 2005-06-17 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
I just had a Clue flash... A black and white card popping up and going, "Or it could have ended like this..."

That movie was a riot!! Go Tim Curry!!!! XD

Oo... stealing candlesticks. Hadn't thought of that.
Ysabet wanted to kill off Col. Mustard tho. *snerks*


I thought that Hakuba was a Pervy Kaitou Fanicer with a handcuff fetish when we first read about him, looooooooooooong before we ever started teaming him up with Kaito. #^^#

Finding that simply by relaxing and simply being perverted tends to invite others to do the same. Kind of a low-grade scale of corrupting people, but it works. hee hee hee.

[identity profile] jeva-chan.livejournal.com 2005-06-17 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
Tim Curry is the best. XDD My sisters were watching Pebble and the Penguin last night (yes, we're all 15+) and we burst out laughing when we saw that Tim Curry was in it, because we just forgot. XDD

Ah, Clue...it is love. XD

Well, your way of corruption obviously works very well. ~_~ XDD

[identity profile] phantom-kaito.livejournal.com 2005-06-17 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
In my animation class the other day, I found out my teacher didn't know who Tim Curry was O.o

And yes the Clue movie rocks!

"Husbands should be like kleenex. Soft, strong, and disposable"

[identity profile] jeva-chan.livejournal.com 2005-06-17 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
XDDD Oh, Icka, you crack me up. ^.^" Have to say that I loved Haku-chan's reluctance on saying the legendary line. XDD

*Icka eeps*

For some reason, it was this that made me crack up the most. Icka eeps...Icka Imp...Icka eemps! XDDD I dunno...it made sense in my mind somehow. XDDD Don't ask me...

*standing ovation for putting your foot in your mouth again!* >DDD

[identity profile] ickaimp.livejournal.com 2005-06-17 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
*standing ovation for putting your foot in your mouth again!*

*bows* Thank you. We do it quite frequently.
Same with 'eep'ing, because it usually follows us putting our foot in our mouth... NO buffer between brain and mouth any more.
We're getting used to the taste of socks. #^^#

[identity profile] jeva-chan.livejournal.com 2005-06-17 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
*pats* ^.^" Now I'm suddenly wondering if socks have a different flavor if they're different colors...

[identity profile] ladyblue42.livejournal.com 2005-06-17 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
"Don't eat the green ones. They're not ripe yet."

[identity profile] phantom-kaito.livejournal.com 2005-06-17 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Pooooooor Haku-chan

And definetly name the shrimp Conan and Yaiba!
kasuchi: (WTF)

[personal profile] kasuchi 2005-06-17 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
I wonder why girls never get the top in manga?

[identity profile] mistressoffoxes.livejournal.com 2005-06-17 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, they do!

...But they only get to top other girls, so I'm not sure if it counts ^.^;

(Damn you, Icka! And my teachers thought I'm such a nice a innocent student! ~.~)
kasuchi: (pathetic)

[personal profile] kasuchi 2005-06-17 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
But...the sex is better when the girl gets the top. She controls penetration...Plus, it's easier to hit the g-spot that way...

(Yeah, most of my friends thought I was innocent, too. Then I gave them Real Sex Ed when I found the curriculum lacking. Lunch was never the same. *sigh*)

[identity profile] ickaimp.livejournal.com 2005-06-18 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
Then I gave them Real Sex Ed when I found the curriculum lacking.

*squeaks*
Took a second for my brain to catch up, was thinking Ed from FullMetal Alchemist when I first read that. #^^#

Yeah, I was naive until I was about 21. Then realised that I could get the guys to shut up and stop staring at my clevage if I could out-pervert them. ^___________^
kasuchi: (sob)

[personal profile] kasuchi 2005-06-18 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, I gave them a nekkid Ed plushie. :D

Heh. That was part of my "education" and then I found a really comprehensive thread at Gaia Online. They'd answer questions about sex and sexuality (het and same-sex) with scientific accuracy and with a smile (the avatars smile) and without laughing at you or anything. I was amazed to find out just how much my guy-frieds had deemed true was well beyond wrong. Example: one of them swore doggie-style was anal. *bigsigh*

[identity profile] ytak.livejournal.com 2005-06-18 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
The fish talk makes my brain hurt. ...You do know you are an evil influence, right?