[fic] PYP Side story

[ickaimp]

I have come to the conclusion that the reason I am having difficulty finding a job is because we have a personality.
That said, we've forgotten how to be mundane. ¬_¬

Just a random snippet that struck us as amusing.

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"Moshi Moshi, Kuroba residence."

"Kaito?"

"Hey, how's it going, Conan-kun?"

"... I think a thank you is in order."

"Ah. You got the news then."

"So that -was- your handiwork on the news."

"You could tell?"

"I think I'm disturbed, little brother."

"Heh. Blame Heiji, it was all his idea. I just implemented it."

"You still disturb me. -Please- tell me that you weren't actually showing your, erm, goods..."

"Nope! Air brushed spandex body suit. He's taller than me after all."

"Ah."

"However, the strategic placement of the water pistol Hakuba's idea."

"That would explain the screams."

"Yeeeah. Those came out niiiiice. The security cameras got some really good footage too. Good clear images of the face. Think I made it obvious enough?"

"Kaito?"

"Yeah?"

"You really disturb me."

"Can't argue the results."

"Gin arrested and behind bars? Hardly. But still... Posing as Gin flashing people in the subway?"

"Whatever works. After all, Al Capone got arrested for tax dodging instead of rum-running. And it does explain the trench coat."

"Kaito?"

"Yeah?"

"Glad you're on our side."

"Any time, big brother."

-fin-

Comments

[sapphirus.livejournal.com]

Oh... that's so sweet... ...although, wish I'd been there to witness Kaito passing off as a flashing Gin. xD The expression of the people that were witness to the scene must have been hilarious! Wahahahaha! ...And the fact that it's a naked man, and a sexy looking one, mmhmm. (I /do/ hope I'm remembering right about Gin being the taller, thinner one)

Wicked idea of Heiji's. I love it. xD Now, how do we know Kaito got Gin's body as it should be? >D Did he perchance spy on him? Hehehe.

[kasuchi]

Haha! That made me smile! That was simply adorable. Hee! I can't wait for the next part of PYP to come out. Keep up the roxin', Icka-sama!

[mariechar.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

Why do the "right thing" if you can't add a bit of yourself to it?

[phantom-kaito.livejournal.com]

Ah, we return to the Gin-is-a-flasher idea. A classic. You know only Kaito could pull that off :) Wonder if Kaito had Tango the flamingo ^.^ He IS a stickler for detail after all

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

That was EVIL, Icka. Really, really evil. Absolutely loved it, too..... The pure humiliation Gin would experience, being picked up as a weenie-wagger would just be beautiful to behold. "Dammit, I am a COLD-BLOODED KILLER, not a flasher! --uh, wait, I meant to say-- Ah, SHIT."

>_<

[poe-nui.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

[mariechar.livejournal.com]

Weenie-wagger!?!?
Will remember *that* one

oh. dear. *falls over laughing*

[poe-nui.livejournal.com]

That is just... *snickersnerksnort* WAY too much.

>_< That is a very scary mental image.

And Hakuba and Hattori plotting this out with Kuroba... now There is a scary scene. *laughs*

[yuncyn.livejournal.com]

*snicker* This reminds me of Ayumi and the mimes for some reason... *snickers again*

*cracking up*

[yamipenguin.livejournal.com]

*cracking up* priceless! I have to agree with yuncyn, this fic reminds me of Ayumi and the mime story...*LOL* Mitch was right-the black Org are Flashers! But I really want to see Gin's reaction to being arrested and WHY! I want to know if he slipped up and confessed up to be a cold blooded killer! I agree with Conan, Kaito distrubs me! And I always liked the unique...*shudders* Kaito, Heiji and Saguru's plan worked alright! But this?!