[snip?] Quote and Doing Jack.

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Yes, I said this. You'll understand if you work Faire. And it rhymed, which was really disturbing.

Jess: I don't know why, it's one of those laws.
Everything eventually will end up in the bra.

And this I'll have to see about turning into a Drabble later:

Norrington: What's wrong with Turner?
Elisabeth: Oh, he's rather down because he can't do jack.
Norrington: I... see....
Elisabeth: What? Oh! No! Nononono! That's not what I meant! I meant that he's depressed because the master smith won't let him out of the shop.
Norrington: Ah. Not down on Jack. I understand.
Elisabeth: ... Norrington, sir?
Norrington: Yes, Miss Elisabeth?
Elisabeth: Would it be insulting if I were to be vaugely disturbed upon your train of thought?
Norrington: ... upon consideration, not at all. I am feeling rather disturbed myself.
Elisabeth: Thank you?

... y'know, upon consideration, it's prolly a good thing that Capt'n Jack Sparrow's last name isn't 'Shyte'.
However, it would be interesting if that was his mother's maiden name. ^__^

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I DO understand-- any SCAdian would! Well, any *female* ones would-- I tend to forget my beltpouch when I'm in garb half the time, so into the bra things go. You can always tell if a merchant is new to the SCA and/or renfaires if they do a double-take when you pull your VISA card out of your cleavage..... ^__^