Behind the Scenes of a Chat Window Conversation:

[ickaimp]

Icka!: *shouts* Ysabet! How big of a diameter is my cleavage? Just one of the breasts?
Ysabet: ....
Ysabet: Wait. What?! Just a minute, I have to come in there.
*Ysabet wanders into the living room*
Icka!: How big is the diameter of one of my breasts? *holds hands up right breast to illustrate*
Ysabet: Move your hand.
Icka!: Okay.
*Ysabet gets a thoughtful air, stares and contemplates*
Icka!: Actually, the left one is bigger.
Ysabet: ... *sporfle*
Ysabet: I'd say it's about this big. *spaces hands up to illustrate*
*Icka! peers at Ysabet's hands*
Icka!: How big would you say that is?
Ysabet: I dunno. Maybe... 10 inches?
Icka!: Damn. *types furiously in chat window*
Ysabet: Okay. Now I -have- to know why you asked me that.
Icka!: You know that Colossal Squid that they're defrosting in New Zealand?
Ysabet: You mean the one they're eating?
Icka!: ...
Ysabet: No, really. They've admitted to snacking on it while it was defrosting. Omnomnomnom.
Icka!: I don't blame them. Anyway. Its eyeball is 11 inches in diameter. And Megs just called me her '11-inch eyeball wonder!', so I wanted to see if my boobs were bigger than a squid's eyeball.
Ysabet: ....
Ysabet: I have to go in the other room and type this up now.
Icka!: 'kay.

Meanwhile, back in the chat window:
Icka! N(e)rd(y): One of my breasts is almost the size of that eyeball.
Megs: *coughs on water gulp*

Comments

[dqbunny.livejournal.com]

Icon says it all.

Love you, my patootiecakes!

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Always glad to be of assistance to keel j0 ded, my snugglywumplyookums. <3 ^______________^

[dqbunny.livejournal.com]

Oh, my most precious random insert dictionary word here darling!!!

[fusakugyoku.livejournal.com]

Someday I want to meet one (but preferably both) of your infamous breasts in person.

I tried to think of a way to avoid sounding totally wrong. As you can see, it was beyond me.

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

It's quite alright, I can't seem to say things without them sounding lewd or perverted a great deal of the time either. ^__________^

Kinda fun, isn't it? XD

And I'd love to meet you as well!

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

The bosom that birthed the universe! *FLEEEEES*

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

IT DID NOT!

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

YES IT DID! ...does this mean we can all call you Mommy? *RUNS LIKE THE WIND*

[joisbishmyoga.livejournal.com]

Allie and I had a convo like your guys' today.

A: Joooo, where are you?
J: *deadpan* I got kidnapped by aliens. They're making me probe a strange mecha.
A: ... did you mean that to sound bad?
J: Not until I add lube and make it start gushing. ^_^
A: . . .
J: Laundry, Allie.

[tdei.livejournal.com]

XDDD Well, at least now you can regard chest-level staring as a sort of eye contact. XD ::dead::

Gold. ::snugs!:: :3

[saitaina]

There are days I wish I could have these conversations so I could attempt to explain to my mother why I just spit soda on my monitor and need a new one.

[saitaina]

er, LJ ate part of my comment, that was supposed to say "have these conversations recorded"

[tively-split.livejournal.com]

the "i" 's have it .... ;-)