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Friday's Lessons:
1: We have tadpoles in the local wash! Black comma shaped swimmy things. which may be gone now, due to tonight's rain.
Second: There are three difference licences for selling alcohol. One for Beer. One for Wine. And one for Liquor. Rum is in the latter category, the local Quik-mart only sells the first two, which is why the rum is gone.
3: Jumping into suddenly accelerating cars is an adventure for all parties concerned.
D: Re-aggrivating old injuries (which are all invariably on the left) minorly sucks. (it's involuntary ficcage research! how else are we going write believable damage? ^__^)
V: Ysabet is NOT amused by our setting a timer for how long she can be in the adult shop to buy birthday gifts. When our cleavage rings, it's time to leave. >D (she beat it by a minute)
6: When gelding something, grab the balls, pull them down and cut -towards- you and not -away-. This is so that the blood spray goes the other way instead of spraying you. Evidently this is very similar to cutting the head off a chicken. ^__________________^
Second: There are three difference licences for selling alcohol. One for Beer. One for Wine. And one for Liquor. Rum is in the latter category, the local Quik-mart only sells the first two, which is why the rum is gone.
3: Jumping into suddenly accelerating cars is an adventure for all parties concerned.
D: Re-aggrivating old injuries (which are all invariably on the left) minorly sucks. (it's involuntary ficcage research! how else are we going write believable damage? ^__^)
V: Ysabet is NOT amused by our setting a timer for how long she can be in the adult shop to buy birthday gifts. When our cleavage rings, it's time to leave. >D (she beat it by a minute)
6: When gelding something, grab the balls, pull them down and cut -towards- you and not -away-. This is so that the blood spray goes the other way instead of spraying you. Evidently this is very similar to cutting the head off a chicken. ^__________________^
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Icon. LOVE.
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Jumping into a moving car = Amusing mental image that made me choke on soda.
Bloody spray facial = Me trying to figure out how to fit that into the death series.
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Is #6 an actual fact?
And we have a friend that puts her phone in her cleavage...Freaks out pedestrians sometimes, seeing as she keeps her phone really loud with Van Halen ringtones. The other day, it made a guy walk into a telephone pole.