OKAY. NOW HEAR THIS. THE 'DOMINATRIX FOR DUMMIES' BOOK MENTIONED BY HER SQUIDDINESS WAS BEING SOUGHT FOR A *FRIEND*, OKAY???!!?? XP YES, A FRIEND. A REAL ONE, NOT A "FRIEND". She lives in Texas. And no, I'm not talking about YOU, 'Mati, unless you have hobbies I don't know about...

AND No, I am *not* branching out. **strangles Icka with her own tentacles** On the other hand, I may be opening a rogue SUSHI BAR any time now... >D