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[fic] TGZ: Off the Beaten Track
"Where's New Zealand?" Saguru muttered, peering out the window. "I don't see New Zealand."
Kaito rolled his eyes. Figured. Something interesting happened and the detective was worried about Geography.
"So. Um." He raised an eyebrow at their hosts, who had picked up them up somewhere in New Mexico. "Anal probes? What's up with that?"
The two grey figures with the wide black oval shaped eyes glanced at each other. ~We don't know.~ The one with the more triangular face responded.
~We where hoping you could tell us.~ The other one, who was a slightly more pale shade of grey added.
It was kind of weird hearing their voices without them actually moving their lips, or hearing it with his ears, but they were nice enough to give them a ride, so Kaito was willing to overlook what might be considered oddities.
Even if it took them -really- off the beaten track.
-fin-
The 'Where's New Zealand' is a joke from the Star Trek: First Contact movie, where when Picard shows Lily the view of earth from space, New Zealand is missing.
-Nothing to do with the fact that we live here currently, I swear.
The idea came from watching Eight Legged Freaks.
Harlan: "If the aliens come and try to anal-probe me... l'm telling you, I'm not taking that! If you want a piece of me, don't take that piece!"
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Had a feeling you were watching that movie, or one like it.
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Oh, and Icka? I swear, I've been trying to get on chat to see if you're online, but GMail doesn't support chat on Safari, and for some reason Explorer + GMail website + Yuri's broadband connection = freeze. I'll try again when I'm at home and see if it'll work there, but in the meantime... meh. *pout* How's it going?
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*sighs* I should really get yahoo to talk to you...
Things going well here, currently in the process of updating the Kid site...
You still interested in me updating Death and the Dragon?
((Huggles))
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If Kaito had been drunk I'm sure he would have explained "other things" ^^
(Oh and the rumor could have started at proboards ^__-)
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Yup, as far as I know, it did start at the proboards. ^^;
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More often than not, I recall my geography/history and other textbooks would have it missing from their world maps too.
Saguru and Kaito hitch hiking with aliens? :c) Nice.
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Yeah, NZ seemsto get over looked a lot... wonder why? It's a beautiful place.
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*snerks* Kaito and Saguru's EXCELLENT Adventure!!! *chortles*
... could be worse, could be a Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy crossover ^^;;
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You're getting a present.
DRIVE BY!!!!
"Kaito. He does not have a Guide."
"He does too! He's even got a towel!"
"Kuroba, stop. You're worrying me."
"Let's examine the facts: He's dressed in a robe. With a towel. And a TALKING BOOK! Hey, walks like a duck..."
"You're insane."
"Insane? We're gonna freakin' die!"
"We aren't going to die. If it's really Arthur Dent--which I highly dobut--then this is Earth Mach 2 and techincally we've died already."
"... Damn, you do like Adams, don't you?"
"Now shush."
"Hey, Saguru? What would you do if we were the last two humans in the universe?"
"Arrest you and be upset that I couldn't brag."
"Hey!"
"And then be upset that you weren't a woman so we could procreate."
"Wouldn't stop us from trying, though, would it?"
"... Shut up."
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"Wouldn't stop us from trying, though, would it?"
O_O
Ooooooooooooooooooooo..... *bounces around and chortles manically*
That sounds so much like them too *chortles*
*Squeeees!* ((GLOMPS GRACIE!)) XD XD XD
Re: DRIVE BY!!!!
I did it in just dialogue so it would fit in anywhere. :: laughs ::
I'm glad you liked it.