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[drabble] DC/Naruto
(no, I don't know how the universes crossed)
“Didja know…” Genta cheerfully informed Naruto as the Shonen Tantei happily followed the brightly clad ninja “That from behind, your head looks like a giant pineapple?”
“Omae…” The blond ninja glanced back at them, one eye twitching in mute testimony that if Iruka-sensei hadn’t taught him that it wasn’t a good idea to start randomly stabbing people with kunai, they’d all have multiple holes in them.
“That’s okay.” Ayumi blithely informed Naruto, oblivious to the looming threat of physical violence. “From the back, Conan-kun’s head looks like an eggplant. His cowlick even forms the stem, see?”
This time Conan twitched.
-fin-
“Didja know…” Genta cheerfully informed Naruto as the Shonen Tantei happily followed the brightly clad ninja “That from behind, your head looks like a giant pineapple?”
“Omae…” The blond ninja glanced back at them, one eye twitching in mute testimony that if Iruka-sensei hadn’t taught him that it wasn’t a good idea to start randomly stabbing people with kunai, they’d all have multiple holes in them.
“That’s okay.” Ayumi blithely informed Naruto, oblivious to the looming threat of physical violence. “From the back, Conan-kun’s head looks like an eggplant. His cowlick even forms the stem, see?”
This time Conan twitched.
-fin-