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Icka! M. Chif ([personal profile] ickaimp) wrote2005-08-15 05:00 pm

Talking at MOrgan's

MOrgan *talking to the cat*: You've got dry food and water. Shut up and eat, you BITCH.
*Icka squeaks, chortles*
MOrgan: Well, what else do you call a neutered male cat?
Icka: ... Pussy?

... See? And this is why people think we're RELATED.

[identity profile] kurobahikaru.livejournal.com 2005-08-16 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
As one of my friends would say, "Dammit, I just fed you three days ago. Quit whining!"

Geeze, cats are so demanding. And pushy. And they're always giving you that "You mah BITCH, yo" look. And people wonder why I don't want kids. A cat's enough!