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[fic] MK: Uh... Untitled Coffee Thingie?
Um... *scratches head*
Ye-ah.
Do y'know how many entries the theasarus has for 'stagger'?
Slow raggedy steps propelled the living un-dead towards it's final destination. People screamed in terror and fled at it's approach, or at the very least stepped clear out of it's way, seeing as Zombies weren't known for their intelligence. Amid the mumbles and grumbles that it produced, a battle cry could be heard.
"Coffeeeee..."
A second un-dead joined the first, staggering along side of it. There was a slight pause after several minutes as the first zombie noticed the second, then ignored it in favour of their goal.
"Coffeeee...."
The two lurched into the building, occasionally careening into each other and propping each other up as they aided each other in their mutual quest.
"Coffffeee...."
They reeled into a room inside the building and collapsed into their respective seats, looking like nothing more than diseased decaying bodies.
"Coffeeeeee...."
Aoko sweatdropped as she viewed her two friends. "Kid heist last night, huh?"
"Coffeeeee..." Came the answer from both Kaito and Hakuba.
"No, that's a Pokémon." Keiko cheerfully corrected. "Koffing!"
Two pairs of deep sunken eyes turned to glare at the pigtailed girl.
"The vending machines on the way to school appear to be out of coffee." Akako explained gracefully. "Something about the college students having a late night cram session. ... Or was it the coffee powered rocket this time? Sometimes the crystal ball gets so confused..."
The zombies ignored her in favour of melting all over their desks, the longer sentences flying right over their heads.
Aoko rolled her eyes in a long suffering gesture for the foolishness of the boys around her and reached into her bookbag. "Here."
And in front of their bleary eyes, she set down the Holiest of the Holy. The end to their suffering. The Grail.
Actually, it was a thermos full of warm coffee.
Which very well might have been the Holy Grail for the two sleep deprived teenagers.
Two words were understandable from the shouts and cries that ushered out from their throats, although it was impossible to decipher who said what.
"Aoko!"
"LOVE!"
And with that, the two caffeine and sleep depraved boys tackled Aoko and the coffee thermos and began wrestling on the floor in what appeared to be a very lewd and kinky threesome as their classmates watched and cheered them on.
-Foursome if you counted the thermos.
-fin-
Ye-ah.
Do y'know how many entries the theasarus has for 'stagger'?
Slow raggedy steps propelled the living un-dead towards it's final destination. People screamed in terror and fled at it's approach, or at the very least stepped clear out of it's way, seeing as Zombies weren't known for their intelligence. Amid the mumbles and grumbles that it produced, a battle cry could be heard.
"Coffeeeee..."
A second un-dead joined the first, staggering along side of it. There was a slight pause after several minutes as the first zombie noticed the second, then ignored it in favour of their goal.
"Coffeeee...."
The two lurched into the building, occasionally careening into each other and propping each other up as they aided each other in their mutual quest.
"Coffffeee...."
They reeled into a room inside the building and collapsed into their respective seats, looking like nothing more than diseased decaying bodies.
"Coffeeeeee...."
Aoko sweatdropped as she viewed her two friends. "Kid heist last night, huh?"
"Coffeeeee..." Came the answer from both Kaito and Hakuba.
"No, that's a Pokémon." Keiko cheerfully corrected. "Koffing!"
Two pairs of deep sunken eyes turned to glare at the pigtailed girl.
"The vending machines on the way to school appear to be out of coffee." Akako explained gracefully. "Something about the college students having a late night cram session. ... Or was it the coffee powered rocket this time? Sometimes the crystal ball gets so confused..."
The zombies ignored her in favour of melting all over their desks, the longer sentences flying right over their heads.
Aoko rolled her eyes in a long suffering gesture for the foolishness of the boys around her and reached into her bookbag. "Here."
And in front of their bleary eyes, she set down the Holiest of the Holy. The end to their suffering. The Grail.
Actually, it was a thermos full of warm coffee.
Which very well might have been the Holy Grail for the two sleep deprived teenagers.
Two words were understandable from the shouts and cries that ushered out from their throats, although it was impossible to decipher who said what.
"Aoko!"
"LOVE!"
And with that, the two caffeine and sleep depraved boys tackled Aoko and the coffee thermos and began wrestling on the floor in what appeared to be a very lewd and kinky threesome as their classmates watched and cheered them on.
-Foursome if you counted the thermos.
-fin-